Best Band Names/Album Titles

[~Lynn~]

Vomitor - Bleeding the Priest

The drummers name is HellKunt. What more can you ask for?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=230937798

 

[Superior]

Curl Up and Die - You'd Be Cuter If I Shot You In The Face

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Most Skyclad albums. The Silent Whales of Lunar Sea, Folkemon, Vintage Whine, etc. Oh the puns.

 

[Mephistophiliac]

Alestorm - Captain Morgan's Revenge
Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus (the album title more than anything)
Death - Scream Bloody Gore
Death Angel - Frolic Through the Park
Rumpelstiltskin Grinder - Raped by Bears

 

[harmonic_minor_shred]

Cock and Ball Torture - Big Tits, Big Dicks
And that grindcore wedding video is hilarious.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

Iwrestledabearonce - Tastes like Kevin Bacon
Dr.Acula - Say Cheese and die
Jig-Ai - Testicle Dance
Circus of dead squirrels - The Happy Meal-worm
Wecamewithbrokenteeth - Eww Nigga you smell like french fries
Wecamewithbrokenteeth - Bitch please i'm a ninja

 

[slashvanyoung]

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis - Aromatica Germenexcitación en Orgías De Viscosa Y Amarga Putrefacción

shit album, though.

 

[Liverslapper]

slsy?

 

[DarkNoise]

Mayhem - Pure Fucking Armageddon
Archgoat - Angelcunt (my first sampling of their work on a split cd with Beherit... not impressed but great name)
Belphegor - Bondage Goat Zombie
Bloodbath - Breeding Death
Bloodhound Gang - Hooray for Boobies
SYL - No Sleep Till Bedtime
Green Jelly - Cereal Killers
Gwar - We Kill Everything
Hypocrisy - Pleasure of Molestation
Kreator - Enemy of God
Lawnmower Deth - Return of the Fabulous Metal Bozo Clowns
Megadeth - the first 3 albums (Killing, Peace, and So Far So Good)
Ministry - Land of Rape and Honey
Nevermore - Enemies of Reality
Oomph! - Sperm
Reacharound - Who's Tommy Cooper (for the band name)
Type O Negative - Origin of the Feces
Vandals - Hitler Bad, Vandals Good and Live Fast, Diarrhea
Zao - The Funeral of God

 

[slashvanyoung]

slsy?

 

[Liverslapper]

oh wow

i lol'd at reading all this

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

let me clarify what i meant:
I don't mean the 346356095863023 joke grindcore album names that you see, giggle for a bit, and then continue with your life. I mean total fuckin metal titles that made you go "I MUST HEAR THIS" and then headbang till the apocalypse.

Jeff Loomis fan, you fail this thread too.

 

[DarkNoise]

Max - should I scratch a few off my list then? Or do I get to keep Archgoat?

 

[Psychonaut]

Helloween - Pink Bubbles Go Ape
Impaled Northern Moonforest!

 

[Liverslapper]

Fear Factory - Pisschrist

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

let me clarify what i meant:
I don't mean the 346356095863023 joke grindcore album names that you see, giggle for a bit, and then continue with your life. I mean total fuckin metal titles that made you go "I MUST HEAR THIS" and then headbang till the apocalypse.

Jeff Loomis fan, you fail this thread too.

haha yes i did

first and third song are totally headbang worthy though

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

oh and since this thread is pretty shitty already i just give you something to really headbang too
=


*this relaxes me*

 

[Liverslapper]

Origin!

 

[Ross]

Origin is

and Bondage goat zombie is an awesome album title

 

[Vincent J.]

Anaal Nathrakh - Between Shit and Piss We Are Born