dorian gray
Returning videotapes
- Apr 8, 2004
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best environment for black metal is a cool foggy morning.
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Demilich
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nevada is fucking weird. you have vegas, reno, then desert people that make their own napalm to threaten their closest neighbor of 7,381 miles away.
Demilich
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hahaha
it's okay, i'm sure most americans couldn't find it on a map. but seriously, some people are straight bad at geography.
my latest ex-girlfriend was fucking useless reading maps on road trips, and since i always drove, she was supposed to be the navigator, right? nope.
"okay honey, we're on the 80 heading north, do i go east or west on the 2398573 (whatever).
"uhhhhhhhhh...."
"west is left, east is right."
"uhhhhhhhhh............."
"okay we're HERE *points at map* we want to go HERE *points again*"
"uhhhhhhhhhh......."
*grabs map, punches girlfriend in the face*
okay no, i didn't punch her. but she got mad at me for getting mad.
it's okay, i'm sure most americans couldn't find it on a map. but seriously, some people are straight bad at geography.
my latest ex-girlfriend was fucking useless reading maps on road trips, and since i always drove, she was supposed to be the navigator, right? nope.
"okay honey, we're on the 80 heading north, do i go east or west on the 2398573 (whatever).
"uhhhhhhhhh...."
"west is left, east is right."
"uhhhhhhhhh............."
"okay we're HERE *points at map* we want to go HERE *points again*"
"uhhhhhhhhhh......."
*grabs map, punches girlfriend in the face*
okay no, i didn't punch her. but she got mad at me for getting mad.
lizard
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