Best quotes ever

[chupe666]

I'll start you all off.

"Last night I got so drunk. Is that what I want to do with my life? Suck down peppermint schnapps and make phone calls to Morocco?"

 

[J.]

"Damn drivers license expiring. Why can't a marriage license do that?"

 

[ShadowLioness]

Well, I have a couple quote's on my AOL profile. They may not mean jack shit to you guys on the board, but I like um

"Live To Irritate the People Who Hate You" ~~heard this one spoken by Peter Steele himself at a show

"Bite Me, Preferably Somewhere Fatal"~~this one is created by ME

 

[NvmbrsDoom5]

I have plenty, here's a few:

"That bitch has a face like a sack full of elbows."

"Look at her, she's got a face like an unmade bed."

"My gay friend Eric plays a mean guitar."

"So what happens if we smoke the mushrooms?" (courtesy of Martin Lopez)

and my personal motto "I hate everybody."

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by NvmbrsDoom5
"My gay friend Eric plays a mean guitar."

You, sir, are merely jealous of my six-string-slinging ways.

INSOLENT WEENIE!!

 

[ShadowLioness]

Originally posted by chupe666
INSOLENT WEENIE!!

 

[Crash Nancy]

"If there's anything more important that my ego floating around, I want it caught and shot right now." - Wendy

"See, people are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich women than biker gangs." - author unknown

"Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why." - author unknown

"Christians are just supposed to pass the message of Christ on, not stage a coup here before he shows up." - Wendy

 

[NvmbrsDoom5]

Originally posted by ShadowLioness

Uh huh just keep on laughing there, klutzy!

 

[ShadowLioness]

Originally posted by NvmbrsDoom5
Uh huh just keep on laughing there, klutzy!

Touche!

 

[turnloosetheswans]

cheers on the american movie quote!!! mark is a fun quote.... but mikes..."would you put my soda... on the tarp...so it doesnt get frozen... because id like to drink it." is pretty much my fave from that film

now me quote list

Ivan Drago- "if he dies... he dies."
all stryper lyrics bout how they look metal or different but that they are still snuggly christian
moe sislack-"yeah...like the christpunchers."
lawrence from office space-"no...no...shit no... you would get yer ass kicked for saying something like that"

and my most recent favorite....

mary camden[from 7th heaven]" if this what you get from prayer,i will never pray again"

 

[J.]

"There have only been a few truly great scams: Loch Ness monster, bigfoot, .......Canada"

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by NvmbrsDoom5
Uh huh just keep on laughing there, klutzy!

CHUPE'S HAMMER OF SLOP (copyright 2002) RAINS DOWN UPON THEE!! NONE ARE THERE MORE SLOP-FILLED THAN I, BRUTE WARRIOR OF SIXSTRINGSLOPLAND!!

 

[Novembers Paul]

"Come out here and I'll shove your face in dog shit.........." - Jeremy Peto (ex-Morgion, Now in DARK ANGEL)

As part of his response to: http://www.illmitch.com/

 

[NvmbrsDoom5]

"It's alright, it's okay, there's something to live for, Jesus told me sooooo.......this is for the shits and the birds."- Uncle Bill

 

[turnloosetheswans]

"FUCK HAPPY!!!!" -rebo[bruce maccoullogh] in brain candy

 

[OPETH_DT]

An original of mine: "You are a cum stain on the ass crack of society."

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by Novembers Paul
"Come out here and I'll shove your face in dog shit.........." - Jeremy Peto (ex-Morgion, Now in DARK ANGEL)

As part of his response to: http://www.illmitch.com/

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