During a drunk conversation with Lee from Anathema, Heather M. (don't know if she's on the boards??) comes out of nowhere, jumps on my lamp, attack humping me, we fall to the floor HARD.
Glenn: "Heeeyyy be careful!"
Me: "But Glenn, she fucking started humping me!!"
Glen: "I know, I just want to make sure you're okay!"
Next year, I'm wearing knee pads.