Quotes from the weekend:

[MetalRose]

The "official" funny quotes of the weekend thread.

Metal just slipped off the table- SOBER! -Tammy

Oh my God, you twated me last night! -Colleen

Nice wet spot! No not THAT one - Tammy

I'm in UR bar ignoring UR bandz - Tammy

Patrick (Lost Hatter)Did you just call my dad a horse?
Metal: I heard he's hung like one... (Sorry Hoyt! )
Patrick: Yeah, like father like son

Colleen: What do you play?
Johnny Mac The stereo...

Metal, if I ever have a son, I can promise, I will NEVER let him hang out with you.- Linda

That Second anal shot really hurt... Johnny Mac

I have boobs, can I get in there? - Justin

I almost grabbed his bag... Look! His bag looks like a McMuffin and I'm hungry... Johhny Mac

So, now that we are here talking and I see you are thinking. Let's get out the graphs and flow charts and discuss this.- Zak Stevens

You know she's going to hurt you right? Said to Patrick MANY TIMES in one night...

But his dad said it was OK! -Metal

Johnny: So I have this cool logo for our band, Bad Vagina. It's like Def Lepards logo. Except we turn the A backwards. It's be the same but different...
.....
Chris(?): Hey Johnny come here and look, see this manhole cover? The A is backwards on there!

You almost make me wish I had a dick.- Colleen

Chris (Cellador): You paid a bum $5 to show us how to get back to the hotel.

Hey guys, I filled it what do I do with it?

MetalRose, is she here at this shin dig?
You mean, here at this after party?
Yeah.
Yeah, she is...
Where?
*extends hand.* Hi, I'm MetalRose


Whew, I'm sure there are tons more! Post 'em

-Metal

 

[freakchylde]

I have a ton, but you'll have to wait till I process the video.

 

[Kenso]

i gotta follow up after that shit? okay ill try, but im not taking my clothes off - singer from redemption (forget his name)

ALLUMINUM! - mattias IA


cracked me up

 

[WarriorOfMetal]

i gotta follow up after that shit? okay ill try, but im not taking my clothes off - singer from redemption (forget his name)

haha yes, that was awesome. his name is Ray Alder

 

[Magius]

Waiting at the stoplight on 17th waiting to turn onto W. Peachtree we spoted Glenn crossing 17th street with about 20 people behind him.
Me- "There goes Glenn and his entourage."
My stepdaughter- "Oooh! It's a Glenntourage."

 

[dcowboys311]

"I hit my face on the wall" - guitarist from Raintime, after he was very drunk and walked straight out of the doors of the venue into the side of a van.

 

[Ruthven]

Overheard in the dealer's room:

First woman: "I can't believe that I have met other people who know about Helloween."

Second woman: "Really?"

First woman: "I wonder if Helloween ever got back together...nah, I don't think they did."

 

[KaptainKrude]

Uh, Plan Q, Rose?

 

[lady_space]

"Your husband is a great guy, but he has bad taste in women." - Steve
"No, no, you have it wrong. Her husband has taste in bad women... and that's a beautiful thing." - Kim

 

[MetalRose]

Justin: Your mom has a dick.
Metal: Yeah, and your dad sucks it.



Harley- Nah, we're onto Z to the tenth power now.

-Metal

 

[Coldfire Mouse]

FEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Feast. It is Ruined!

Excuse me....I'm going to go and give her my Banana.

Wow! You are up early. No, I never went to bed!

 

[JenniferLynn]

Oh there were MANY Friday evening...

'You'll have to excuse me - I drink...'
'I'm tanked.... It's all good...'

And my most favorite that was stated in the women's bathroom late Saturday evening and more of a joke:
'What's the best thing to come out of a penis?? Wrinkles'
The lady that attends the bathroom about fell out of her chair she was laughing so hard...

 

[Thorn23TX]

Metal: "It turned bright green, like the color of that poster there, and then it just starting coming out in clumps"

 

[Yippee38]

I have boobs, can I get in there? - Justin

Followed by him showing them all to us, and somebody responding with, "Oh. You just ruined the mood!"

During the All-Star Jam when the singer from Communic was doing "Symphony of Destruction"....
Yippee: "Who is that?"
DarkTide: "Megadeth"
Yippee: "No shit! I meant the singer!"

 

[MetalOperaChick]

Shane: So it's breakfast in bed for Kelley again today?
Bobby: Yeah
Shane: ...Damnit I need to find me Bitch!
Bobby: ...You talking about Kelley?
Shane: Nah man I'm talkin about you!



Random Cleaning lady: *tugs on his hair* MmmmMM! Look at that sexy long hair!
Darren Davis: Yeaah you like some Vanilla in your chocolate dontchya?

 

[MetalRose]

Random Cleaning lady: *tugs on his hair* MmmmMM! Look at that sexy long hair!
Darren Davis: Yeaah you like some Vanilla in your chocolate dontchya?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS AWESOME!

(Good to meet you too by the way!)

-MetalRose

 

[MetalOperaChick]

LMAO I know right?! Yeah it was good to meet you too! Add me on myspace chicka!

 

[Pellaz]

During the, uhhh, "Mobile Cheetah's" segment of the All-Star Jam, watching the, err, entertainment and right behind the barricade....

Me, watching the stripper/dancer/whatever: "Wow, welcome to Dragon*Con!"
Glenn: "I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on!"

 

[biggs0072000]

I'm shocked that no one mentioned Jon telling Ian at the accoustic show
"Can you shut the fuck up for 3 minutes and 12 seconds?" lml

 

[booB]

ALLUMINUM! - mattias IA

and STEEEEEEL!

... and dragoooons...