Quotes from the weekend:

[J-Dubya 777]

IA & the rest of the van passengers singing "Air Con-ditioning" all the way from the venue to the Courtyard. Should be on the Van-Cam

 

[Coldfire Mouse]

The National Center for Missing and Exploited Balls.

 

[DarkOne]

Jon Oliva on Stage: "Ozzy would have a fit if he knew I was on stage doing War Pigs with a bunch of $$#%-ing balloons."

General Zod: "Metallica used to be great"
MetalRose: "Well, I've always thought they sucked"
General Zod: "Well, you've always been wrong!"

Random Fan to another random fan: "Duuudddde. . . that singer from Tad Morose is here"

DarkTide to a CD Vender, handing him a list of 15 CDs he was looking to buy: "Here's my list. Can you help me out with them?
CD Vender: "I don't have time to do your shopping for you"
DarkTide: "Then I don't have time to buy any CDs from you!"

 

[freakchylde]

IA & the rest of the van passengers singing "Air Con-ditioning" all the way from the venue to the Courtyard. Should be on the Van-Cam

Oh yes, it is. Need to sit down and upload/edit that stuff sometime today (if I can quit taking naps).

 

[Bryan316]

Ralf - There's a fucking hair in this towel? I don't have hair any more!

Bryant - Man, Pagan's Mind just shoved their foot about (points to elbow) thiiiiiiis far up my ass!

Random in the Vinyl Room - Yeah the food's awesome, it's down from 45 minutes last year to 6 minutes!

Luca from Raintime - If you came to Italy and spoke Italian, they wouldn't understand a FUCKING thing!

Everyone - GLENN'S FUCKED UP! GLENN'S FUCKED UP! GLENN'S FUCKED UP! GLENN'S FUCKED UP! GLENN'S FUCKED UP!

 

[sh0kr0k]

Shane: So it's breakfast in bed for Kelley again today?
Bobby: Yeah
Shane: ...Damnit I need to find me Bitch!
Bobby: ...You talking about Kelley?
Shane: Nah man I'm talkin about you!

That just made me burst out laughing! I probably would have fallen down right on the spot if I heard that in person!

DarkTide to a CD Vender, handing him a list of 15 CDs he was looking to buy: "Here's my list. Can you help me out with them?
CD Vender: "I don't have time to do your shopping for you"
DarkTide: "Then I don't have time to buy any CDs from you!"

Yeah no sh*t, right?! Perfect response on both sides! haha!

Everyone - GLENN'S FUCKED UP! GLENN'S FUCKED UP! GLENN'S FUCKED UP! GLENN'S FUCKED UP! GLENN'S FUCKED UP!

One for the books! I'm surprised there were wasn't a Survivor "Glenn Glenn Glenn - Glenn Glenn Glenn! - Glenn Glenn Glennnnnnnn!" chant. Perhaps it's been too long since the commercial. "Glenn's Fucked Up" is superior! Whoever thought of that is a genius!

 

[Perditions Ghost]

During the, uhhh, "Mobile Cheetah's" segment of the All-Star Jam, watching the, err, entertainment and right behind the barricade....

Me, watching the stripper/dancer/whatever: "Wow, welcome to Dragon*Con!"
Glenn: "I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on!"

Yeah, haha, was right there with you man. Glenn's reaction to that was without a doubt one of the funniest moments of the festival, his face was PRICELESS.

 

[Pellaz]

I'm surprised there were wasn't a Survivor "Glenn Glenn Glenn - Glenn Glenn Glenn! - Glenn Glenn Glennnnnnnn!" chant.

Ahhh, but there was!
When Cellador covered "Eye of the Tiger," Halcyon Way led a "Glenn! Glenn-Glenn-Glenn!" chant out in the lobby.

 

[Hajeka]

DarkTide to a CD Vender, handing him a list of 15 CDs he was looking to buy: "Here's my list. Can you help me out with them?
CD Vender: "I don't have time to do your shopping for you"
DarkTide: "Then I don't have time to buy any CDs from you!"

LMAO!
And def. Ralf's comment on the hair on the mic.

 

[Berek2000]

Ahhh Fuck It! Are you ready for another one?-Zak Stephens

Fuck It. I can't believe i can sing anymore, i've partied so much this week.-Zak again.

We are from New York and we don't even like Virgin Steele.-Dave and his son

 

[Coldfire Mouse]

From my beloved brother J-Man: "Oh man I'd suck her toe."

yes...I'm remembering these very slowly. I'm so not recovered yet.

 

[JenniferLynn]

Although not said during the weekend but was posted here by bOOB, I just HAD to repost 'cause I laughed my ass off reading the last line:

Pagan's Mind - Anyone who knows my taste in music knows that I've never really been into this band. Not only did they put on a stellar live show on Friday, but they learned and performed an additional 22 songs for the All-Star Jam, helped keep the audience in a frenzy, and didn't get worn out doing it. Now THAT'S stamina. If I were a woman, I would soooo have sex with Pagan's Mind.

 

[sh0kr0k]

Biff: "Did you see Milton's reaction when Riverside was announced?! *waves hand in the air* haha!"
Rick: "No but you about snapped yourself in half jumping up in excitement!" *coupled with jumping for glee reenactment*
HAHA!

Redemption, Ernie, his friend, and I were sitting around a table at the Courtyard Marriott telling jokes on Saturday night... Sudden Bernie from Redemption asks me if I think dreams can be interpreted. I give him my answer and he proceeds to tell me, "I had a dream that I was giving a chicken a blow job and when I woke up I had a tickle in my throat so I went to cough and .." *lifts his hand to his mouth to pretend to cough and a bunch of white napkin pieces torn to look like feathers came flying out of his fist all over the table* He had us all roaring!!

 

[mel_progson]

At Wendy's on Peachtree...

mel progson: (aussie accent) i'll have a number 8, medium please.

lady serving: ooooh i love how you talk, ru from switzerland?

 

[MetalRose]

Although not said during the weekend but was posted here by bOOB, I just HAD to repost 'cause I laughed my ass off reading the last line:

I'm adding one from after the fest too because it relates-

I just got off the phone with Colleen and told her I still had a "blackmail" picture of Todd. In the background I hear him ask what he can do so I won't ever post them online. After a few minutes of discussion and banter:

Todd: Can I tune in Tokoyo?
Me: My receptions not that great anymore, I can only reach Canada now.

-Metal

 

[Matt Lee]

So, now that we are here talking and I see you are thinking. Let's get out the graphs and flow charts and discuss this.- Zak Stevens

The follow up to this was the best quote of the year though. Paraphrased until I can review the footage.

"When you're talking about linear math...you know you're getting laid." - Zak Stevens.

 

[manowarfan1]

At the airport we saw Mattias Kitchen Band waiting for his luggage (they had moved them to carousel 7 but no one told him). So being the helpful attendee I am, I told him the guys from Communic had just left with a bunch of dildo shaped luggage.
Mattias: Fucking Norwegians.
Yes, I pointed him to Carousel 7 eventually lol

Jeff

 

[Berek2000]

At the airport we saw Mattias Kitchen Band waiting for his luggage (they had moved them to carousel 7 but no one told him). So being the helpful attendee I am, I told him the guys from Communic had just left with a bunch of dildo shaped luggage.
Mattias: Fucking Norwegians.
Yes, I pointed him to Carousel 7 eventually lol

Jeff

now That is funny...i dont care who you are

 

[MetalRose]

The follow up to this was the best quote of the year though. Paraphrased until I can review the footage.

"When you're talking about linear math...you know you're getting laid." - Zak Stevens.

OMG yes, I totally forgot about that because we were discussing how big of dorks we are and I mentioned on a first date my date and I discussed the Pythagorean theorem. LOL

Thanks for reminding me of that!

-Metal

 

[sh0kr0k]

At the airport we saw Mattias Kitchen Band waiting for his luggage (they had moved them to carousel 7 but no one told him). So being the helpful attendee I am, I told him the guys from Communic had just left with a bunch of dildo shaped luggage.
Mattias: Fucking Norwegians.
Yes, I pointed him to Carousel 7 eventually lol

Jeff

I still have to develop my film, but I hope the "Mattias Kitchen Band" pictures turn out! What a hoot!