Best restaurant ?
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Smashed
Sexy Bastard
Make her a meal yourself!
Grab one of Jamie Olivers videos-simple recipes that look like their from a 5 star restaurant,but actually take under 30 minutes to prepare.
Serve the appropriate wine,dim the lights,turn the bloody telly off and play some suitable music(Angel Of Death not recommended).
By this stage her knickers should be sliding off of their own accord.
Thus, she will be convinced that you are indeed a well hung,sexy love pirate.
However if the lady is one which you are only planning to knob off and never see again-send her forth to KFC with the words ringing in her ears "A large bucket of 12 pieces and bring back the change you skanky mole-oh,and no fucking wings!"
Either way,your bedrooms a lot closer than it is in some flash arseholes restaurant.
Grab one of Jamie Olivers videos-simple recipes that look like their from a 5 star restaurant,but actually take under 30 minutes to prepare.
Serve the appropriate wine,dim the lights,turn the bloody telly off and play some suitable music(Angel Of Death not recommended).
By this stage her knickers should be sliding off of their own accord.
Thus, she will be convinced that you are indeed a well hung,sexy love pirate.
However if the lady is one which you are only planning to knob off and never see again-send her forth to KFC with the words ringing in her ears "A large bucket of 12 pieces and bring back the change you skanky mole-oh,and no fucking wings!"
Either way,your bedrooms a lot closer than it is in some flash arseholes restaurant.
Goreripper
Metal as fuck
Smashed,
I usually cook something pretty flash fairly regularly....but prefer to learn from Nigella's cooking shows. Don't know what the fuck she's cooking, but I like her shows a lot.
As to the rest of your scenario, she doesn't drink, and we have a 6 month old.
So it's usually straight to the bedroom and straight to sleep.
I usually cook something pretty flash fairly regularly....but prefer to learn from Nigella's cooking shows. Don't know what the fuck she's cooking, but I like her shows a lot.
As to the rest of your scenario, she doesn't drink, and we have a 6 month old.
So it's usually straight to the bedroom and straight to sleep.
Southy
Proud Brisbane Metaller
I hope there is something before the sleeping going on man..I have to kids Blaze is only 15months old...still never stops us...even after Blaze was born once she was right to get back on the pony it was on for young and old again haha
KoichCPA
Banned
Southy
Proud Brisbane Metaller
Blitzkrieg
Master Exploder
Southy, things were looking good for the first 8 weeks, until the first Depo Provera injection.
I now know how that shit works, and it wouldn't matter a damn whether it stopped ovulation or not.
I now know how that shit works, and it wouldn't matter a damn whether it stopped ovulation or not.
JonBonJovi
Titilate
Depo is evil....it has the ability to totally fuck you up very easily.....go for implanon.....I had it...took it out because 1 my migraines were made worse (this only happens if you suffer from it in the 1st place I neglected to tell my gyno as I didn't think it was relievent)2 we were planning on taking it out in about 5 weeks or so from now....the thing lasts for three years works straight away and stops the day you take it out
JonBonJovi
Titilate
As for resturaunts i suggest the one's you mentioned and what Goree said that's where he proposed and the food is top notch stuff....better than mine and when I say somewhere is better than my fine cooking I mean it.
JonBonJovi
Titilate
Shannow said:
it also lowers your libido big time...I was on it for 2yrs i used to be a nympho b4 I got those damn injections then I turned into not even enjoying sex let alone wanting it in the 1st place.It fucks your hormones big time.
Southy said:
That sounds so bad after just talking about how having kids doesn't stop you...
Sorry I must have a dirty mind, these are the things that stick out to me hahaha!
KoichCPA
Banned
Goreripper
Metal as fuck
I've noticed that.JonBonJovi said:
A week after the first injection, and everything just stopped...dead...
Funnily, the better half's migraines have been pretty good.
And the fainting spells are completely fucked up also. Doctor said there was no correlation 'till we showed him the data sheet, when he advised to stop taking the shit.
(BTW, CJs changes hands at the end of the month
)
KoichCPA
Banned
Southy
Proud Brisbane Metaller
The pill is still the best form of contriception along with a rubber, without gettin ya nuts cut or your tubes tied.
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