Black Metal Porn... who do you think it is?

[borninblood]

Seen that a while back, was bitterly dissapointed, if you are going to make a black metal porno, make a black metal porno, that is just kinky regular porn.

It should be cliched to fuck, plently of goats and in the woods, not that crap.

 

[Carcassian]

If you miss out the last 4 words of The Greys' post, you get what he really meant to say.

LMAO

Personally, I thought the chick was hot. Mind you, if I came home to find my missus ramming a massive dildo up her while she was sat on the sofa, I'd tell her to clean the fucking thing. (The sofa, that is)

 

[Susperia]

I'm always right... God I wanna make Doom porn with Sean, that'd be awesome.

If only he liked Doom

 

[Impudent]

How would one go about making "Doom porn"?

 

[Susperia]

It'd be slow and dark and brooding. I'd be the soft parts, and he'd be the heavy. :wink:

 

[Killbot]

How would one go about making "Doom porn"?

The two (or more) partaking in the porn would probably be attempting to kill themselves whilst having sex somehow, climaxing in a shower of blood and semen.

 

[cookiecutter]

How would one go about making "Doom porn"?

Have sex really slowly

 

[Killbot]

Well, now we've got at least 3 explanations of what doom porn would entail.

 

[Necro Joe]

That's three too many if we're honest.

 

[borninblood]

How would one go about making "Doom porn"?

Just take regular porn, and slow it waaaaaaaaaaaaaay down, and the experience is completely unsatisfying for both him and her (and her, and her and her)

 

[borninblood]

I'm always right... God I wanna make Doom porn with Sean, that'd be awesome.

If only he liked Doom

You want sex with someone who doesn't like doom? Are you some kinda of pervert or something?

 

[Guthrum]

So, would funeral doom porn be necrophilia?

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

What about:
Power Porn
Pornocore
Progressive Porn?

 

[Susperia]

I kind of like the sound of Power Porn :/

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Sounds like: A guy humping really fast and sqealing in falsetto.

 

[Guthrum]

Pornocore would have to be a guy humping so fast that someone's bits and pieces break off.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Progressive porn would be people having sex dressed like harlequins in really wierd positions and changing those positions often and needlessly.

 

[borninblood]

If power porn is anything like the Manowar Anthology cover, I am staying well fucking away from it.

 

[Guthrum]

 

[entanglement]

So... is ordinary porn 'pop porn'?