Black Metal Porn... who do you think it is?

[Evil?]

Progressive porn would be people having sex dressed like harlequins in really wierd positions and changing those positions often and needlessly.

 

[ivry91]

Progressive porn would be people having sex dressed like harlequins in really wierd positions and changing those positions often and needlessly.

Warming and cooling off in weird time...:Smug:

Man i think i'll stay safely away from that.

Death Porn! that's the real deal!

 

[skeptik]

If you were having sex with someone, and they died late into the game...would you finish the job?

 

[ivry91]

If you were having sex with someone, and they died late into the game...would you finish the job?

Depends.

If it were to be someone just for the thrill, than i would by all means have my fun.

If it was a woman i felt something for i would get them back in the game and finish together.

How about you my friend?

 

[Carcassian]

Progressive porn would be people having sex dressed like harlequins in really wierd positions and changing those positions often and needlessly.

I don't think progressive porn would be that interesting; the participants would be too busy wanking their own "instruments" to touch anyone elses.

 

[Guthrum]

I don't think progressive porn would be that interesting; the participants would be too busy wanking their own "instruments" to touch anyone elses.

HAHAHAHA

 

[borninblood]

I don't think progressive porn would be that interesting; the participants would be too busy wanking their own "instruments" to touch anyone elses.

 

[Susperia]

Progressive porn would be people having sex dressed like harlequins in really wierd positions and changing those positions often and needlessly.

Does that sound good to anyone else?

 

[The Bringer]

I don't think progressive porn would be that interesting; the participants would be too busy wanking their own "instruments" to touch anyone elses.

LOL!!!

Why am I suddenly getting the urge to listen to Dream Theatre?

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

Progressive porn

It sounds good, just as long as it's not the guy doing the 5,000 minute solo.

 

[challenge_everything]

Thanks guys... this thread is fucking hilarious!

Jazz porn - each person humping at their own speed and then realising the other person is actually on the other side of the room

 

[Guthrum]

 

[Söy]

oh boy... i can't wait for the sequel, melodic death porn

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

@ everything on this page

 

[Sacred Profane]

Amazing how a thread can develop =D Hillarious

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

You are all F**ing Hillarious LL

 

[Söy]

almost as the concept of a black metal porn, but less so...

 

[The Bringer]

I would have thought black metal porn would have been about 4 naked guys in a forest, having sex until they were "frost bitten" and then trying to find their way out.

 

[Susperia]

lol Let's do it.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Oh christ I just watched the trailer. Looks like a very A-grade production....