*~Bleh~*

SPEAK YE NOT OF HONKINGS AND PRETZELS!! For, should you be overheard by this next beastie, it would devour you before you could say "HONKINGS AND PRETZELS"!!!!!!11 Behold, if you dare, the LITTLE DEMONY-DRAGON TYPE THING WHICH DOESN'T LIKE TO HEAR HONKINGS AND PRETZELS MENTIONED IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO ONE-ANOTHER!!!!!!!11 He is often called LDDTTWDLTHHAPMICPTAO for short.

cartoon.jpg
 
Oh yeah?? Well you'd better watch out Steve, 'cos the GIGANTIC SINGING GERBIL CALLED TERRENCE is very good at kicking thread-newbs' arses.

gerbil.jpg
 
Now Nelly, why would I fear a Yank when I have the GREAT SCARF-WEARING SNAKE OF ULTIMATE NASTINESS to protect me??

snake_cartoon_2.jpg
 
Vile Mistress said:
I think my thread died...:erk:
Well, I didn't think the other folks were appreciating our line of conversation.... so I thought I'd take it elsewhere with you instead of disturbing all the shiny-happy people. :cry:

You know me though if you wish it so, I wouldn't let this thread die... I could keep going all night if you wish... and you know it. :heh:

:rolleyes:

*Note to self: Must Find Totem-Spirit-Protection-Creature on lunch break*