Blind Gaurdian fans?

[Dead_Lioness]

Q: Why did Blind Guardian cross the road?
A: To slay the DRAGON!!!

Q: How many members of Blind Guardian does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to SLAY THE DRAGON!!!

Q: Sitting on a table are three things: A mighty claymore, a flaming orb,
and a poisioned arrow. What is hardest for the members of Blind Guardian to
grasp?
A: Reality.

Q: What's the difference between Blind Guardian and Japanese food?
A: Japanese food is popular in America.

Q: What's the difference between Blind Guardian and a traveler's cheque?
A: Traveler's cheques are unpopular in Japan.

Q: What's the difference between Blind Guardian and a porno mag?
A: A porno mag leaves nothing to the imagination

 

[neal]

haha ja, blind gaurdian ist nicht gut.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

This would apply to Rhapsody a lot better, though.

And Blind Guardian fucking rules, fool.

 

[Matt Lee]

Its funny. It does apply. And Blind Guardian still rules.

 

[-Rivfader-]

This would apply to Rhapsody a lot better, though.

And Blind Guardian fucking rules, fool.

 

[neal]

just because rhapsody is more gay doesnt make BG any less gay.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

No, what makes Blind Guardian less gay is their colossal amount of riffage, early speed metal work, and Hansi Kursch's 10" diameter balls of steel. Apart from An Assfuck At the Opera, Blind Guardian has never failed to deliver the pwnage.

 

[neal]

nah, they're boring and shitty.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Just cause you're too much of a stoner wank to deal with anything within three evolutionary steps of Sad Wings of Destiny is no knock on BG's quality.

 

[Hejira_Omeed]

hahaha funny stuff, blind guardian rules!!

 

[Larf03]

No, what makes Blind Guardian less gay is their colossal amount of riffage, early speed metal work, and Hansi Kursch's 10" diameter balls of steel. Apart from An Assfuck At the Opera, Blind Guardian has never failed to deliver the pwnage.

...Ah Pyrus... always Spot-on!

 

[DecTV]

A Night At The Opera was a disappointment. Good thing I won a free copy from a contest. The rest of their work is solid though.

 

[Pancakes]

Not funny.

Also, Night at the Opera fucking rocks.

 

[nataservant]

Blind Guardian are legends!

 

[lizard]

if black metal had half the energy and imagination of blind guardian, it wouldn't be the stagnant and artistically dead genre that it is.

 

[Elysian893]

i thought it was pretty funny, and blind guardian is really the only faggo power metal band i like.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Funny post indeed, but I like B.G. Rhapsody, Lost Horizon , Iron Savior, Metalium, mmmm I guess I like Power metal period.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Blind Guardian owns. Anybody get their dvd Imaginations through the looking glass? It's ace \m/ . The crowd is most excellent. I wonder how much the production of it cost? Looked like something straight out of Disney. Nevertheless, pick it up!

And how can you not like A Night at the Opera? Sadly Sings Destiny is grandiose!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Sadly Sings Desiny is one of the less annoying tracks on there, but the only song that really comes off well on the album is "And Then There Was Silence." As for the rest...well, read my review, it'll save time.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I havent listened to the thing in almost 2 yrs. I do remember enjoying it. However I can see your point of view. Songs like Punishment Divine have alot more balls on "Live" as opposed to "A Night at the Opera".