Dark One
The Tainted Dogma
And those extended warranties SUCK! I bought a vacuum cleaner from them once and they told me the extended warranty would cover everything blah blah. Of course, the fine print then confirms that they have to attempt to fix it 3 times before they can replace it with a new one. That's me driving back and forth every few weeks to keep getting the fucker fixed. When they decided it couldn't be fixed, they decided I could swap it out for a new one at the same price. However, the model was about 4 years old and nothing in the store was comparable aka much more expensive. So I had to pick a new one and pay extra to make up the difference.
Fuck Best Buy.
Yep, I had a printer short out for absolutely no reason (it had nothing to do with a storm surge) and I actually was previously suckered into their extended warranty for it. I thought "wow, I might finally have a use for one of these things." When I brought the printer to the store they indicated it was due to a storm surge and therefore they wouldn't cover it. There hadn't been a storm in a month and the printer was working fine up until that week. When I explained this, they didn't even try to listen. Simply..... "next".
Fuck Best Buy.