Boy Killed Anally when office chair explodes.

[mutantllama]

Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

In other news, I am working from a beanbag from

http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

Found it off another forum.

I spend a good amount of time on my office chair.

 

[arg]

just reading that makes my ass clench

 

[waif]

Worst.Way.To die.Ever.

 

[mutantllama]

Word.

I'm careful now.

 

[Belligerent]

Worst.Way.To die.Ever.

Um yeah, unless Rosie O Donnell sat on your face until you suffocated. That would be worse methinks.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

1Guy1OfficeChair

 

[Vimana]

 

[The Butt]

How the fuck does a chair explode?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

with explosives presumably

 

[The Butt]

Well shit then. :/

 

[mutantllama]

How the fuck does a chair explode?

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode

.

 

[The Butt]

You'll have to excuse me, I am blind. I'm not actually blind, but I'm gonna use that as an excuse.

 

[mutantllama]

That's right you bitch.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Man, I can just imagine that, fucking funny, but sad at the same time.

Imagine

Guy in a call center talking to some customer helping them out or whatever, next thing the customer hears on the phone "BOOOOOOM" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

 

[waif]

I don't think they give Indians chairs.

 

[arg]

my chair can go up and down too. i'm changing it.