Bullshit on campus.

[Reminiscence]

There was an armed robbery and there's a person missing here. Fucked up, of course. It sucks because the police and campus security are being vigilant. Also, I hate the fucking world series because Red Sox fans are tools and start riots. That brings out the cops on the ATVs.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

gaze into her killing jar i'd sometimes stare for houuursss

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I had an armed robbery two years ago on my floor. I was advised to cancel the giant Nerf Battle.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

nerf battle!
that would be some fun shit!

 

[El Stormo]

Campus security? That sounds like a fine, important body of people.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

It is when your campus is in North Philly.

 

[El Stormo]

I see. Are they at least corrupt and overly brutal?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

No they just make sure a brothah doesnt go and cut a nigga.

 

[El Stormo]

Why would they do that? I'd let 'em.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Because that would scare the white people (the only source of money in the area) away.

 

[El Stormo]

Really? You'd think it'd cheer them up.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Well occasionally a brothah might feel the need to cut a honky, too.

 

[El Stormo]

That's 'cause honkies are all whip-crackers and slavedrivers.

 

[Reminiscence]

Indubitably.

 

[ThePhilosopher]

Rutgers has a major on-campus crime problem this year. I myself had the shit beaten out of me and money stolen from me by 4 black dudes. Another guy got his head bashed in with a pipe for no reason. A few more robberies happened in broad daylight right outside of classroom buildings. I don't get it. I used to be able to walk home at 4AM and not worry about a thing.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

That sucks man. It's different down here. my pals generally have some kind of sense of honor, its the fucking Mexicans that gang up and rob you. I went to that school that was on the news for the New Orleans riot, so they were usually at each others throats while us white folk got high and watched them beat the shit out of each other.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Odds are honkeys are carrying money. Brothah wants honkey's money because honkey is keeping the brothah down. Oh, and Brothah grew up in a shit part of town and is too uneducated, lazy, or crack addicted or all three to find a legal source of income.

 

[Shpongled]

Ironically, a guy I work with sent me this link today:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/homicidereport/2007/10/homicide-perspe.html

Maybe these criminals should look into it!

 

[Captain Beard]

How is that an irony? Is he a a campus cops that robs the students? Is his Gangsters Anonymous actually a front to recruit new gangsters?

 

[Calamitas1786]

That G.A. is actually pretty amusing. Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.