One ex-girlfriend called me over after we had broken up, for a little I-haven't-found-a-new-dude-yet-so-give-it-to-me-you-asshole. Afterwards she showed me this giant purple spinning thing that was quite loud, and referred to it by stating: "This is your replacement."
Another girl said "this is what I do" and showed me a serious of dual-hand gestures with like this floating pinkie technique that worked quite well for her. I could never two-hand tap the bass but I sure did try and emulate that maneuver.
A third woman never got into explicit detail, but did say "you know those extendable shower head things? MY BEST FRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL." I think they later married and spawned several little bathroom fixtures...
I have a friend who says she never gets louder than when she's alone, although the one time she brought it up I was too drunk to take notes and discover what product in particular she used, if any. I think it was one of those rabbit-head things.
That's likely the full extent of my knowledge, although I am a little sleepy this morning so there might be some other nuggets buried in there.
Another girl said "this is what I do" and showed me a serious of dual-hand gestures with like this floating pinkie technique that worked quite well for her. I could never two-hand tap the bass but I sure did try and emulate that maneuver.
A third woman never got into explicit detail, but did say "you know those extendable shower head things? MY BEST FRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL." I think they later married and spawned several little bathroom fixtures...
I have a friend who says she never gets louder than when she's alone, although the one time she brought it up I was too drunk to take notes and discover what product in particular she used, if any. I think it was one of those rabbit-head things.
That's likely the full extent of my knowledge, although I am a little sleepy this morning so there might be some other nuggets buried in there.
