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Hopeless Bourbon Sauce lyrics 
I never wanted
I never wanted to be bourbon
Into this cruel sauce
Into this sauce I was torn
Left behind with spices
Lacerated by chili
Shackled into caves of gravies
From an onion
From an onion of force and fear
Arose my brand
Arose my brand rich flavoured
In hopelessness
In hopelessness and chipotle
The seed of eternal bourbon
I was bourbon sauce
Caption: made of apples
In between
Hopeless sauce
I was bourbon sauce
Rich flavoured sauce
I've been bottled in tiny glass
A topping, a gravy
A dressing for all foods
And a companion
Companion of the normal sauces
But still they came
They found the way to brand me
They branded me to bourbon sauce
I was bourbon sauce
Caption: made of apples
In between
Hopeless sauce
I was bourbon sauce
Rich flavoured sauce
I've been bottled in tiny glass
[x2]
I never wanted
I never wanted to be bourbon
Into this cruel sauce
Into this sauce I was torn
Left behind with spices
Lacerated by chili
Shackled into caves of gravies
From an onion
From an onion of force and fear
Arose my brand
Arose my brand rich flavoured
In hopelessness
In hopelessness and chipotle
The seed of eternal bourbon
I was bourbon sauce
Caption: made of apples
In between
Hopeless sauce
I was bourbon sauce
Rich flavoured sauce
I've been bottled in tiny glass
A topping, a gravy
A dressing for all foods
And a companion
Companion of the normal sauces
But still they came
They found the way to brand me
They branded me to bourbon sauce
I was bourbon sauce
Caption: made of apples
In between
Hopeless sauce
I was bourbon sauce
Rich flavoured sauce
I've been bottled in tiny glass
[x2]
^
This is hilarious! Great!
@Karhu: The thing about the horse meat scandal in Europe is that is said "beef" on the label. So it is a massive fraud (the horse being cheaper than beef). Besides, the origins of the said horse meat are absolutely unclear and the problem is that it might have come from race horses, which, as you can imagine, have been pumped up with various drugs and antibiotics throughout their life. And they have never been meant for eating.
As for eating horse, in some European countries it is perfectly acceptable - France and Italy, for example.
Here, in Bulgaria, it is considered a delicacy - in some specialised stores they sell horse sujuk (dry spicy sausage) - for three times the price of the beef sujuk. I haven't tried it because I only found it recently (though I have heard of its existence before), but am planning to buy some, because mom said it is great. In the villages they also make donkey burger patties, which, I am told, are also very nice. In general, Bulgarians, having arrived here from the Central Asian steppes on horseback, are not averse to eating horse.
This is hilarious! Great!
@Karhu: The thing about the horse meat scandal in Europe is that is said "beef" on the label. So it is a massive fraud (the horse being cheaper than beef). Besides, the origins of the said horse meat are absolutely unclear and the problem is that it might have come from race horses, which, as you can imagine, have been pumped up with various drugs and antibiotics throughout their life. And they have never been meant for eating.
As for eating horse, in some European countries it is perfectly acceptable - France and Italy, for example.
Here, in Bulgaria, it is considered a delicacy - in some specialised stores they sell horse sujuk (dry spicy sausage) - for three times the price of the beef sujuk. I haven't tried it because I only found it recently (though I have heard of its existence before), but am planning to buy some, because mom said it is great. In the villages they also make donkey burger patties, which, I am told, are also very nice. In general, Bulgarians, having arrived here from the Central Asian steppes on horseback, are not averse to eating horse.
Eurynome
Kukkahattutäti
I showed that MC-cartoon to my friend yesterday while having a booze. She read it (me giggling at the backround) and said "hmmm, okay, what was the funny part?"
People can't understand a good humor! I am very disappointed
People can't understand a good humor! I am very disappointed
Eurynome
Kukkahattutäti
Forgive her. Full appreciation of satire requires good knowledge of the broad frame of reference, from the general (such as the popularity of cooking shows, the horse meat scandal, current trends in music marketing etc.) to the specific (the band and the diverse personalities of its members, the recent launch of that sauce etc.) and not to forget, the long tradition of photo cartoons and twisted humor on the Amorphis forum since its first incarnation.
Or maybe she simply didn't have enough booze.
Full appreciation of satire requires good knowledge of the broad frame of reference, from the general (such as the popularity of cooking shows, the horse meat scandal, current trends in music marketing etc.) to the specific (the band and the diverse personalities of its members, the recent launch of that sauce etc.) and not to forget, the long tradition of photo cartoons and twisted humor on the Amorphis forum since its first incarnation.Or maybe she simply didn't have enough booze.
The world would be a bit better place if all the people would have same humor as I. Luckily, I have you. 
Luckily, I have you. 
Tuuletar
Amokala
Not a hairloss treatment kit but hair spray (saw that spray brand at the weekend and it created a picture in my mind)
Okay, it is already an old joke, but I was bored anyway...
Okay, it is already an old joke, but I was bored anyway...
Eurynome
Kukkahattutäti
vittu toi on hyvä!
Now all we need is a volunteer who'll sneak up behind Tomi K and Snoopy, too, and administer the treatment...
Now all we need is a volunteer who'll sneak up behind Tomi K and Snoopy, too, and administer the treatment...
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