Catch the new "OPETH OREO COOKIE" this summer!

[Kenneth R.]

doublestuffed mellotron

 

[synergy]

HAHA@every word posted in this thread

 

[synergy]

like a friend once said...

The Opeth forum is going no where. Next time I log on I wouldn't be surprised to see a thread entitled "If Opeth were a Pie, What flavor would they be?" And of course the answer is Pumpkin, but we do not need to start a thread on that because it is extremely obvious.

And back to the double stuffed oreo ordeal. The thread is called "OPETH OREO COOKIE" is it not? I was not bashing you, just trying to make a little funny.

Double Stuffed Oreos are like craming too much melotron into one opeth song. The cream (melotron) simply overwhelms the chocolate coating (or Opeth masterpiece), and therefore it is no Oreo! No my friend, its just Creamy goodness packed into a small cookie. You need to spread that shit out man! When mixed with Milk (Preferably 1% Wawa milk) it creates a perfect harmony of cream and chocolate to stimulate your taste buds just right.

Therefore by my calculations, a package of Oreo's = Damnation.

A package of Double Stuffed Oreo's = Too much Damnation.

I hope this clears up your thoughts on Double Stuffed Oreos. For I am the Oreo God.

Cheers.

that's signature material right there

 

[TheApostle]

fuck thats two complements in one day... maybe I wont kill myself afterall.

 

[Jon Snow]

fuck thats two complements in one day... maybe I wont kill myself afterall.

In your case I'd still consider it.

 

[TheApostle]

In your case I'd still consider it.

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[Jon Snow]

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LOL

You're unstoppable today! I name you the Official Opeth Forum Member of the day.

 

[Nico]

Second.

Man, you guys have made something beautiful out of something so terribly, terribly horrible. This thread now rocks.

 

[Busted]

Right now I wish norway held Oreo cookies.
Damn, I want Oreo cookies.