Cats is an awesome broadway show.

everything? most is shit, but there are some great songs that he's done in that time frame

Early 80's was OK...but everything from "I'm Still Standing" on, IMO, was garbage.

Funeral For a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding should be covered by Nevermore. That song is just badass.
 
It's quite a funny line...but not to be shared with the unassuming passerby.

"Oh Gary, you had me at dicks fuck assholes!"

or this one:

"If you could promise me you'll never die, I'd make love to you right here, right now."

"I_PROMISE...I_WILL_NEVER_DIE"
 
"Listen actor, if you get in my way again, I'll drill two holes in your dick so that next time you piss, it'll shoot out in all different directions!"

"I'll rip of your balls and shove them up your ass, so the next time you shit, you'll be shitting all over your balls!"