Census Report Thread

[WCannibal]

5.) How many/which languages do you speak?
English
6.) Favorite food?
Fried chicken
7.) Do you smoke cigarettes/how much a day?
Nope
8.) What's your job?
Don't have one

 

[waif]

5.) How many/which languages do you speak?
6.) Favorite food?
7.) Do you smoke cigarettes/how much a day?
8.) What's your job?

5.
English. A little Chinese and French, I'll be learning more French in the next couple years, but I'm only fluent at all in English.
6.
I dunno, whatever.
7.
No.
8.
Photo specialist at Walgreens. Soon to be full time student.

 

[Pessimism]

5.) Fluently = English. I can speak Russian pretty flawlessly, but I have no idea what I'm saying , same goes for Swedish. Within the month I should have a new Russian studies book so here is to that
6.) I don't have one.
7.) No.
8.) I'm an associate at the Wal-Mart (grade-pay = bitch level). Counting for the next two weeks I work less than 15hours... probably not going to be working there for long.

EVERYTHING IS COMING UP ZOIDBERG!

 

[Cythraul]

5.) English and Spanish. I tried teaching myself German once. Epic fail.
6.) Not sure.
7.) Yes, half a pack. Gotta quit that shit soon.
8.) teaching assistant at a university

 

[damnromulans]

German is discouraging on accounta the grammar is so finicky and Germans and Austrians are so good at English. What do you smoke, Cythraul?

 

[DarkBliss]

5)Russian=native tongue
Hebrew=second language
English=third language

I can read Arabic, but have no idea what I'm reading most of the time. I understand some Ukranian( barely)

6)eggs

7)nope. I've never smoked a single cigarette.As a kid I used to vandalize my mom's cigarette packs with a fork by poking holes in them. She'd get so pissed sometimes.
8) multi-tasking clerk at an insurance agency/freelance editor

 

[Cythraul]

What do you smoke, Cythraul?

Whatever happens to be on sale at the moment, since them shits are so expensive these days. Usually Marlboros or Camels are on sale over here; I'll smoke whatever except for Marlboro Reds. Those are a bit too rough for me.

Man, I hate talking about smoking. I feel disgusted with myself just thinking about it.

 

[Chanakya]

5.) English - Evidently
Kannada - Regional language [acquired native status]
Telugu - Language of the neighbouring state [the original native language]

Apart from that I can indulge in conversational Hindi and Tamil. I was learning German but quit on account of lack of time/gaining interest in learning Carnatic Classical instead.


6.) Dosa. This is some awesome shit, you guys ought to try it out.
7.) No.
8.) None.

 

[Pessimism]

Describe this Dosa.

 

[Chanakya]

Basically it is a rice-based preparation. The base ingredients are rice and some particular lentils or 'daal', which is ground into a batter and allowed to ferment. Depending on the variant, different varieties of rice, quantity of water or loads of other ingredients are used.

Now, the Masala Dosa is a glorious dish.

This is at my favourite dosa joint, which looks like a ramshackle building. And this dish costs about 30-40 cents and it is epic.

Rava dosas are cool too. They are prepared using rava. I think it's known as semolina in the west?

 

[Episteme]

5) English, conversational Malay. I can understand angry swear words in various Chinese dialects. Learnt a little bit of German, and can understand some Japanese.

6) I like alot of food, no favourites. I can eat Chinese, Indian, Malay, Italian, Japanese blah blah blah, burgers, steak whatever. As long as it tastes good.

7) Yes, used to smoke too much. Down to about 2 or 3 a day, sometimes none.

8) Chemical Engineering Student, doing casual bar work at a hotel for some monehz.

edit: Dosa is fucking awesome. All Indian food is. The pictures are making me hungry. I hate you Ananth.

 

[Chanakya]

^
You must've eaten the dosas made by Tamils? Those are genuinely lame compared to the ones made in my state So imagine how awesome these might be.

 

[Episteme]

Maybe, I've had em in Singapore all the time. I love the Masala Dosa, and I haven't had the Rava Dosa though. Looks interesting.

 

[mutantllama]

5.English, can't really speak much else
6.pizza, tacos, nachos, etc.
7.Don't smoke, although I might have a cig if the time is right.
8.janitor at a health food coop

 

[King Richard]

5) English.
6) A well made sandwich.
7) Hell no. Everything about smoking is disgusting.
8) Warehouse manager for a hydraulic seal distributor.

 

[damnromulans]

I have not experienced dosa but I am a fucking pig with dulled taste buds so I eat everything and always think it tastes great!

 

[Mentok]

5.) How many/which languages do you speak? Only fluent in English, but I can catch bits and pieces of Spanish
6.) Favorite food? Sushi
7.) Do you smoke cigarettes/how much a day? Yes, Marlboro Menthol Mild/ 1/2-a pack a day.
8.) What's your job? Student and also a Death Merchant...I sell Tobacco products.

 

[Blind Guardian]

5.) How many/which languages do you speak? Swedish, English and semi-German (to the extent I remember my two years of studying it).
6.) Favorite food? Don't know.
7.) Do you smoke cigarettes/how much a day? Only when drinking.
8.) What's your job? Electrician/electric engineer to be.

 

[skeptik]

Interesting article on the race issue of the census form (primarily dealing with Hispanics):

Why the U.S. Census Misreads Hispanic and Arab Americans

Hispanic advocates often tell the story of a Census Bureau worker who visits a Puerto Rican household in New York City's East Harlem neighborhood. Seeing the family's caramel complexion, the Census taker asks which race he should put down for them - white or black. To which the family answers: "Puerto Rican."

The story could substitute a Mexican-American family - or Colombian- or Nicaraguan-American ones for that matter - but the gist would be the same. Many, if not most, Hispanics in the U.S. think of their ethnicity (also known as Latino) not just in cultural terms but in a racial context as well. It's why more than 40% of Hispanics, when asked on the Census form in 2000 to register white or black as their race, wrote in "Other" - and they represented 95% of all the 15.3 million people in the U.S. who did so. (See the 25 most influential Hispanics in America.)

An even larger share of Hispanics, including my Venezuelan-American wife, is expected to report "Other," "Hispanic" or "Latino" in the race section of the 2010 census forms being mailed to U.S. homes this month. What makes it all the more confusing if not frustrating to them is that Washington continues to insist on those forms that "Hispanic origins are not races." If the Census Bureau lists Filipino and even Samoan as distinct races, Hispanics wonder why they - the product of half a millennium of New World miscegenation - aren't considered a race too. "It's a very big issue," says Angelo FalcÓn, president of the National Institute for Latino Policy in New York City and a community adviser to the Census. "A lot of Hispanics find the black-white option offensive, and they're asserting their own racial uniqueness." (See the making of Sonia Sotomayor.)

Nor are they alone. Arabs, who would seem to have an even stronger race claim than Hispanics do, are trumpeting their own write-in campaign because the Census by default counts them as white - and the bureau announced this week that it has no intention of changing that policy in 2010. Incredibly, the term Arab doesn't even appear on the census form, though other Asian ethnicities, like Indian, are listed as races. (Ironically, part of the problem is that Arab immigrants a century ago petitioned the Federal Government to be categorized as white to avoid discrimination. Today, Arab-American leaders realize how much that move has cost their community in terms of federal aid and legal clout.)

It's not easy being the Census agency for America's baroque melting pot. And to be fair, FalcÓn notes, the Census hasn't slighted Hispanics in this year's count. On the contrary, as if acknowledging that Hispanics are now the nation's largest minority, the bureau has given the group its own "Hispanic Origins" section. It even precedes the general race section on the questionnaire and, advocates say, promises to yield a more comprehensive tally of Hispanics for purposes of federal aid and civil rights protections. But many Hispanics are nonetheless irked when they go to the next section and find, yet again, that they're asked to identify themselves racially as white or black. (The other racial designations are Native American, Asian and Pacific Islander.)

Census officials say they're simply adhering to race-category standards laid out for all federal agencies in 1997 by the White House Office of Management and Budget, criteria they confirm will be re-evaluated before the 2020 census. (The Census that year will also be unlikely to retain Negro as a designation for African Americans; it is still on the 2010 form, a fact that has led to repeated apologies from the Census chief.) And Janet Murguia, president of the National Council of La Raza, a Hispanic advocacy group in Washington, D.C., says the Hispanic race question so far "has been hard to reconcile scientifically."

Still, Maria Teresa Kumar, executive director of Voto Latino, a Hispanic civic organization based in Washington, D.C., worries because most Hispanics who do choose between white and black select white. That "risks leaving a mistaken impression that they enjoy certain socioeconomic opportunities we associate with whites in this country," says Kumar, "when in reality [Hispanics] are near the bottom in areas like education and upward mobility." As a result, groups like Voto Latino are encouraging Hispanics to write Hispanic or Latino in the "Other" space for race.

While Kumar, like FalcÓn, applauds the Census Bureau for the 2010 form's prominent Hispanic-origins feature, she feels the feds still fail to understand "how layered the Latino self-identity is" beyond just language. North Americans call Oct. 12 Columbus Day, but Latin Americans call it Dia de la Raza - Day of the Race - a recognition that 1492 began a commingling of primarily Iberian, native American and African blood that in turn produced a new race, sometimes called mestizo. That process was perhaps deepest in Mexico - and because Mexico is the origin country of almost two-thirds of U.S. Hispanics, that's a big reason why Washington needs to rethink its definition of race. (Comment on this story.)

Many feel the Census also needs to fine-tune its idea of what is and isn't Hispanic. It tends to define Latin America as just the Spanish-speaking countries of the western hemisphere, when the term also encompasses Portuguese-speaking Brazil. It also includes Spaniards in the "Hispanic Origins" box, when in fact a Spaniard is a European, not a Hispanic.

All of this should prod the Census Bureau to simplify things for future counts. The Hispanic-origins and race sections should be combined into one, less confusing section that asks folks what ethnic and/or racial group they belong to: white, black, Native American, Asian, Pacific Islander or Hispanic. It should (as it already does for some groups on the form) provide space for designating subgroups - like Arabs, for example. (Many Jamaican- and Bahamian-Americans also feel the Census should list their Caribbean origins as a black subgroup.) And it should make clear that respondents can check more than one group. That matters in cases like that of blacks from Hispanic countries. Those Afro-Latinos have produced a video urging each other to check the black entry and not "Other" in the race section to ensure that Washington logs that reality as well as their Hispanic status.

Accommodating, if not promoting, multiple ethnic identification seems especially important at a time when a growing number of Americans - including their President - have mixed-race parentage. For our children's race, my wife and I simply write in Mixed for want of any better option on the census form. But in the 2020 census, we'd like them to be counted more precisely as progeny of both the Anglo race and the Latino raza.

 

[Einherjar86]

I can read Arabic, but have no idea what I'm reading most of the time.

In that case, so can my three month old niece.