Chicago Restaurant Features "Most Metal" Burgers

[Matt]

Regardless, I doubt my parents are going to drop everything to take me to Metal Haven

Is it impossible for you to *gasp* drive yourself there?

 

[ossa]

I want an Iron Maiden burger. I fucking love avocados.

 

[Alter]

I love Kuma's Corner. They also have a Darkthrone burger with goat cheese and they had a Nachtmystium burger for the month of May!

 

[MasterOLightning]

I'll be in Willow Springs and Orland Park. I was wrong before.

It is near Lincoln Park, which is near enough to the city to warrant me calling it the city

Willow Springs is 37 mins away, while Orland Park is nearly an hour away.

Regardless, I doubt my parents are going to drop everything to take me to Metal Haven

Yeah, Orland Park is pretty far southwest of places that matter in the city. It's kind of off the public transportation grid too. I don't even know where Willow Springs is.

 

[ramses]

I'd be afraid to eat the Metallica burger....first 4 bites really great, then the rest would make me want to puke.

 

[hibernal_dream]

The Judas Priest one sounds .... um ....

 

[Belligerent]

Walnuts? Cranberries? For shame.


I would like to try the Led Zeppelin tho'.

 

[Zephyrus]

So is the Cattle Decapitation Burger a veggie burger?

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah, Orland Park is pretty far southwest of places that matter in the city. It's kind of off the public transportation grid too. I don't even know where Willow Springs is.

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=willow springs, il&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl

 

[The Ozzman]

Is it impossible for you to *gasp* drive yourself there?

Not when we *gasp* have one car. I'm going for my sister's 30th birthday party and we'll be about an hour away from it and will probably have no time to do it. Sunday would be a possibility, but my dad, my brother in law and I are playing golf that day. This is my second time in Chicago and I hate driving in unfamiliar places, so driving myself is out anyway

Quit being a faggot and think.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I want that Slayer burger. Black Sabbath sounds good as well.

 

[AchrisK]

Where's the Dimmu Burger?

 

[ossa]

Where's the Bimmu Burger?

lulz

 

[AchrisK]

Oh, crap, I misspelled Dimmu. What a tool. Otherwise it was pretty funny IIDSSMS.

 

[mutantllama]

Where's the Dimmu Burger?

I can't believe they didn't put that. But it would have to be made of real demon meat.

 

[NinjaGeek]

My friend keeps trying to get me to eat there, but I've been too lazy to go so far.

Where's the Dimmu Burger?

Metalocalypse already made this joke, so it's too late now.

 

[aqnimal]

The Judas Priest one sounds .... um ....

Just don't ask what the "special sauce" is.

 

[waif]

I'd be afraid to eat the Metallica burger....first 4 bites really great, then the rest would make me want to puke.

It actually sounds pretty good.

The Judas Priest one sounds .... um ....

Fruity?

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Where are they introducing the slow cooked Reverend Bizurger?

 

[ossa]

Metalocalypse already made this joke, so it's too late now.

I disagree. Crimes against Dimmu Burger happen every day...

The burger comment reminded me of this interview, where the stupid reporter says "Dimmu Burger" at least three times and Shagrath is sitting there the whole time looking like he wants to stab her. Most inane reporter ever.

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=MR1Kzgu5SFc&feature=related[/ame]