Chicago Restaurant Features "Most Metal" Burgers

[AchrisK]

Metalocalypse already made this joke, so it's too late now.

I know the jokes have been made over the years, but I think based on the subject of this post and my timing, it was entirely appropriate and fresh.


BTW I didn't hear that chick say Dimmu Burger. She said Dimmu Borgir. She did use a hard G. Is it not a hard G? I have been wondering that one.

Although I can see him being annoyed at her for just plain being a total n00b.

 

[waif]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MR1Kzgu5SFc&feature=related

Sorta stupid he's sitting on a throne...very silly.
She doesn't hold the mic close enough either.
And she doesn't speak smoothly or look at the camera or at him. Awkward, basically.

 

[ossa]

Well, she says in kind of in between burger and borger. Yeah, it's a hard "g". But "borgir" is pronounced like "bor-gear," it rhymes with year, it shouldn't sound anything like burger.
That interview isn't the funniest thing in the world or anything, but it makes me chuckle.

Also, I want a burger.

 

[AchrisK]

How about a Gory Blister Burger?

 

[ossa]

I want an Old Man's Child Burger.

It will have children in it.

 

[False Joe]

I want an Old Man's Child Burger.

It will have children in it.

A peadophiles bed?

 

[AchrisK]

Put your tongue away!

 

[False Joe]

Put your tongue away!

Put your bird away

 

[AchrisK]

ooh... 3 Inches of Blood Burger. Extra Ketchup.

 

[ramses]

Where's the Carcass burger? After all, what is beef.......?

 

[mutantllama]

And what about a Manowar burger? The ketchup is from the blood of the kings.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Only a fool would put ketchup on any of their burgers. It would be like putting ketchup on a steak.

I think the Led Zeppelin was the best I've had. Pulled pork and bacon on top of a burger. So delicious.

The beer list is really good too. They don't serve any Bud, Miller, or Coors products, which is great.

 

[The Ozzman]

I put ketchup on burgers. Fuck you.

 

[rms]

Who dosent put ketchup on burgers wtf?

 

[The Ozzman]

Who dosent put ketchup on burgers wtf?

Faggots.

 

[Zephyrus]

If catsup goes well with meatloaf, then it goes well with hamburgers too.

 

[The Ozzman]

If catsup goes well with meatloaf, then it goes well with hamburgers too.

THIS

Meatloaf rules

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

A Gorgoroth burger would have to be made of mutton out of reverence for the shit they pulled in Poland

how many kvlt points did that get them?

 

[NinjaGeek]

don't they do that a lot?

 

[AchrisK]

Only a fool would put ketchup on any of their burgers. It would be like putting ketchup on a steak.

Mayo is where it's at for burgers. Hot Dogs too!