"Christian Metal"hahaha

[Knarfi]

 

[Trashhead]

Someone should make a shirt "Jesus was a metalhead" to piss some people off

Jesus rode a harley davidson

 

[Bates]

Maybe, but I'll bet he was riding bitch.

 

[Knarfi]

Random groupie: "LOL arent you that Jesus guy? So like wanna have sex?"

 

[Blodørn]

Christians dont have sex.. they just duplicate magicly

 

[Grundig Avkom]

Christians dont have sex.. they just duplicate magicly

lmfao!!!!

 

[Blodørn]

Acculy that is the whole deal with Maria giving birth to her little spawn without having a lumberjack or whatever in the picture.. She was the first christian, and needed something more than a name to the religion, so she creates an embryo out of mud and pronounce herself pregnant.

 

[Grundig Avkom]

Acculy that is the whole deal with Maria giving birth to her little spawn without having a lumberjack or whatever in the picture.. She was the first christian, and needed something more than a name to the religion, so she creates an embryo out of mud and pronounce herself pregnant.

lmfao!!!!

 

[F_Slim]

maybe she was just a whore?

 

[Blodørn]

She was a virgin, atleast the bible(then it has to be right) says so

 

[F_Slim]

I don't think anybody ever checked if she really was

 

[Tyra]

Jesus rode a harley davidson

Whaaaat?? I thought Jesus Chrysler drove a Dodge...

 

[Tyra]

maybe she was just a whore?

No, dude, that was Freya! Loki says so in Lokasenna, which is just as likely to be a true version of events as those depicted in the Bible, so if we're going to discuss prehistorical whores, we should at least choose one who did it with some style! Hail Freya!

 

[Bates]

There's a reason my ass is hoping to go to Folkvangr

 

[Grundig Avkom]

There's a reason my ass is hoping to go to Folkvangr

 

[Renie Gamgee]

Another example,''Angel'' by Judas Priest from the last album

By the way, I just imagine...
If the difference between Christian and other kinds of metal is in the lyrics, the Christians have another source of inspiration, Malleus Maleficarum and all that goes with the infamous book. Torture, ''a wooden horse'', elevation and so on.
The Christians don't like it when you remind them about Malleus Maleficarum, but they have written it, and they followed the laws.
The texts would be awesome =)

 

[Knarfi]

Depends on if they base their music/lyrics on it or not, to me. I don't give a fuck about what they might personally believe, but if you're going to be singing about something I could care less about, I'm not likely gonna be interested. (Yeah, I'm a lyrics person.)

Allthough im also a lyrics person, i can still enjoy music if the lyrics suck. CoB for example, most of the lyrics are worse then brittney spears' lyrics, but i still like them.. kinda..
Also, alot of BM is in norwegian, now i could go try and spend hours translating all the lyrics but nah. I do know where the lyrics are about most of the times, in big lines.
And, Evroklidon (i meantioned this before i think) is christian black metal, and the lyrics are about christianity (well, thats what ive heared.. i cant read chzech though) but i can still enjoy their music

 

[Bill S.]

"JESUS GUIDE OUR SHIPS!!!!!"

Hell no!!!
Who wants to make such music....
But yes, there are some good stories in the old testament but what kind of metal would be the best for such lyrics???

But wouldn't that be "JESUS! GUIDE OUR FLOCKS!!!!!!!!"?

 

[Pessimism]

She was a virgin, atleast the bible(then it has to be right) says so

 

[Grundig Avkom]

^^^^ lmfao!!!!! mary picture is awesome lol SAVE!!!!