Classics Reborn

[Slammed]

Well he did lose his phone!

 

[redfly]

Never to be lived down! Ever!

 

[Slammed]

Far be it from me to call Mr. Hamster a liar, but I'm surprised in all this time the phone hasn't surfaced somewhere.

 

[redfly]

Yeah I have to think the same thing. Seems really fishy that there's never been a hint of it in all this time.

 

[Slammed]

I'm even surprised there has been no hoax findings. That alone suggests to me that maybe it didn't happen quite as reported.

 

[redfly]

Big Foot is keeping it for future blackmail.

 

[Slammed]

His missus name is Big Foot?

 

[redfly]

Sure is!

 

[Slammed]

Geez, that would be a hard name for a man to go through life with but as a woman it must suck.

 

[redfly]

It's just a nickname. Kinky Kirk (hey another KK) is a footman! She just steps on his wah all night

 

[Slammed]

All these KK's should start a band together. Although the real KK will need a wife because I don't think he's married and he'll feel left out...he probably invented marriage.

 

[redfly]

Lol, I'm sure if asked he would probably say he did yeah.

 

[Slammed]

The big problem with a band of KK's is they are all lead guitarists. That's going to make for some real wanky songs when it comes to solos.

 

[Slammed]

https://ultimateclassicrock.com/nikki-sixx-impostor/

Honestly I don't care if this is true or not, I'm just going to assume it's all true because Nikki Sixx is a proven liar, but most of all because he's a dickhead!

 

[Neptune]

https://www.facebook.com/9587275468/posts/10158037285385469/?vh=e&d=n

 

[redfly]

The big problem with a band of KK's is they are all lead guitarists. That's going to make for some real wanky songs when it comes to solos.

And Ripper! Don't forget Ripper!

 

[redfly]

https://ultimateclassicrock.com/nikki-sixx-impostor/

Honestly I don't care if this is true or not, I'm just going to assume it's all true because Nikki Sixx is a proven liar, but most of all because he's a dickhead!

Being that it was Kerrang! it's automatically suspicious as hell. but it's a good story lol.

 

[redfly]

https://www.facebook.com/9587275468/posts/10158037285385469/?vh=e&d=n

Yeah I'll be getting this. I didn't even realize SOE had been released again yet lol. So I need that I guess.

 

[Slammed]

And Ripper! Don't forget Ripper!

Oh please let me forget him!

 

[Slammed]

Being that it was Kerrang! it's automatically suspicious as hell. but it's a good story lol.

There is a hundred things about the story that don't sound true, and that's saying something given the lies and bullshit Motley have had proven against them over the years. But dammit I still want to believe the dead guy simply because it's against Nikki.

Comment of the day on Blabber today goes to the dude who said "I'm not conspiracy theorist but I still think Vince Neil created covid because he knew he wouldn't be fit to tour!"