Cliches

Tut Ankh Amon said:
Hey people!
Since there are people from all around the world here, lets end with all the cliches/see what's really real :D
I'll start...

French people....
is it true that you don't take many baths!? :lol:
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You're right, I rather take showers, sucka' :Saint:
 
Swedish girls are not easy.
Finnish people are not drunken bastards.
Japanese men do not have small penises.
French people are not arrogant.
British people are not ugly.
Russians are not selfish.
 
Lolita Vampiriá said:
Japanese men do not have small penises.
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uuhhh... well, me and stormblast have a friend who is japanese... well... uh... well, his mother is japanese and his father is brazilian. Let's just say he's got his mother side down below :lol:

and @storm: :rock: :lol:

@pouet: well, we probably have some of them, but i can't really think of one that is true right now...
Well, anyways, no, we don't walk naked in the streets, no we don't eat bananas 90% of the time and yes, weed is illegal here.
And before EFF gets here, NO we do nothave monkeys in the street. Just flavio, but he cut his nippular area's hair, so he can't be considered a monkey anymore. :lol:
 
Errm... lets think a second... german people do drink beer the whole time, while eating bratwurst (or something like that) Japanese people get drunk as hell from only one beer, hmmm... french people are very impolite (that true btw) spanisch men are obsessed by sex, the brittisch kitchen is terrible (also improved to be true), another tale here in Belgium is that finnish people are drunk all day long (also by only one beer)... that's it for now :)
 
Hungarian ppl are not related to finnish ppl

Is that true that there is very big the % of the unemployed ppl in Finland?

japaneese ppl DOES have lil' penis :p (haven't seen South Park? :lol: )
 
swedish girls are very easy, norwegian too, especialy on ferries between Sweden and Poland. Polish girls are only easy to forigners.
 
Lolita Vampiriá said:
Swedish girls are not easy.
Finnish people are not drunken bastards.
Japanese men do not have small penises.
French people are not arrogant.
British people are not ugly.
Russians are not selfish.
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And this all is something you have found out? :confused::rolleyes: I'm drunken bastard, but not everyone in Finland, I guess.
 
Ralf said:
swedish girls are very easy, norwegian too, especialy on ferries between Sweden and Poland. Polish girls are only easy to forigners.
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Finnish girls are also easy, if you have darker skin and speak shitty English.
 
_Zsuzsa_ said:
japaneese ppl DOES have lil' penis :p (haven't seen South Park? :lol: )
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ChinpokomonShoe.jpg
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:zombie:
 
Nina said:
that finnish people are drunk all day long
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True, in my case.
(also by only one beer)
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:lol: Maybe, if that beer bottle is filled with pontikka or pirtu. 70-96%. Drinking is fun and my only hobby, but don't you start to mock it.:( If I would get in drunk by one beer, this would be so much cheaper.)

Yes, I'm drunk, drank kilju since I woke up. And I'm feeling good.:grin:
 
Stygian Apothegm said:
do brazilians live in the jungle with coconuts and huts made out of sticks?
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Yes, we do. And most of us have never seen a car or a skyscraper and the few ones who have ever seen an airplane, didn't survive the shock. So we still don't know if airplanes are the incarnation of Tupã or the devil.


:zombie:
 
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