clothes

custom sized pleats dude. that's not okay. you know?

you can also get pants anywhere and have them tailored for like, $10.
 
Seriously, sometimes I really wish I were a 30x32 sometimes so I could always find pants that I could wear. I basically have gotten to the point that if I find pants that fit and I like them even partially, I'll buy them just because I don't know when the next time I'll find some will be.

Fucking 34x36 = pretty hard to find without special ordering.
 
I would get a tailor, but wouldn't that make me a metrosexual?

The only guy I know who goes to a tailor is a complete metrosexual. He buys $150+ jeans and has them tailored. He also spends at least a half-hour folding his laundry and drives a Bimmer. He's like the textbook example of how to be a metrosexual.
 
the dope. my dad goes to a tailor! he's a freakin italian construction worker. so no. it doesnt mean that. just dont put crusty gel in your hair. seriously though most dry cleaners have a tailor. they'll hook you up.
 
my ex told me all my clothes hung off me in a really annoying way because they were too big (then later on when i wasn't dying anymore complained i had put on weight and didn't weigh 85 pounds anymore... but anyway) so i took 24 pictures of him in his clothes candidly and handed them to him the next time he said it.

he needed a fucking tailor.

he shut up.
 
Hmm, maybe I'll look into it. My mom usually hems dress pants and stuff for me, and she does a decent job, although I suppose there's always room for a professional touch.
 
a tailor can even take in the sides and stuff. you have no idea how much more awesome pants get when every pair fits perfectly.