Why I Hate People: a Case Study

[ImNoHippy]

ha. "steez". i love it.

 

[minxnim]

i have eaten, so far, 3 cookies, two biscuits, and two things of carrot juice for breakfast (and toast at home). 5 different girls at work have walked past or stood here and lamented about how i am eating TOO MANY CARBS.

mind you. i weigh like 100 pounds and am not on the fucking atkins diet. CARB COUNTERS MUST DIE.

 

[Baliset]

i like ranch dressing

 

[minxnim]

i've never had ranch dressing

 

[lizard]

ranch dressing is a w e s o m e.

 

[xfer]

somebody please shoot this thread before its praise of ranch dressing infects the rest of the board!

 

[minxnim]

ranch dressing looks a little barfy

 

[lizard]

it does look like barf but not as barfy as

tartar sauce

 

[xfer]

OMG MODS PLZ BAN LIZARD GAAGGGGG

 

[lizard]

but if I become a PREMIUM MEMBER I will be unbannable because UM will want my filthy lucre buwaaaahahahahaaaa!

check out the barfy consistency of this clam chowder, replete with chunks of half digested tummy matter

 

[xfer]

this thread sucks.

 

[lizard]

not as much as you would be trying to suck strands of barf back into your mouth say, if you had just gotten sick after drinking a bottle of southern comfort.

 

[TheNewChupe]

whoa. the last few posts are uncannily similar to the Troll Lady's Halloween weekend recap.

 

[minxnim]

fucking god now i will skip lunch

 

[TheNewChupe]

when i left this thread last night, it was all nice and human. then overnight, it was bitten in the face by the WEREWOLF of RANCH DRESSING LANE and morphed into something less than attractive.

 

[minxnim]

it got all messed up