Cocktail

½ ounce of sloe gin
½ ounce of Southern Comfort
½ ounce of triple sec
½ ounce of Galliano
2-3 ounces of orange juice

1. Fill mixing glass with ice.
2. Add all ingredients.
3. Shake.
4. Strain into glass.
5. Add ice and a cherry or orange slice.
 
...and...

Turbo Shandy (nothing to do with me)

1 pint glass
250ml (roughly half a pint) of Lager
2 shots of vodka.
Top the rest of the pint glass up with Lemonade.

Oh and put a good word in your local pubs for me, because i managed to float blavod on lemonade yday night (took 3 attempts but i have now perfected it)

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My mate was telling me of a really gross one.

Well this is what the silly fucker drank 4 pints of.

Spirits in shots...

Vodka
Gin
Rum
Whiskey

and Red Wine

Mixers (no set measurements)...

Lemonade
Vinegar
Lea and Perrins
Coke
Salt

and he topped all that up with lager.

Needless to say, there are some bums on our streets that wouldnt go near that concoction
 
Mongolian Motherfucker
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Ingredients:
1 part Absolut Vodka
1 part Kahlua
1 part Melon liqueur
1 part Creme de Banane
1 part Southern Comfort
1 splash Sour mix
1 splash Sprite
1 dash Grenadine
Mixing instructions:
Add ingriedients over ice. shake and enjoy
 
All tried and recommended by me (Sat.17th December 2005)...

The Godfather.

2 shots of Jack Daniels.
1 shot of Amaretto.
Coca Cola.

BMW

1 Shot of Baileys
1 Shot of Malibu
1 Shot of Whiskey (JD)

A more interesting taste to Vodka Redbull

2 Vodkas
1 Tequila
Redbull.

The Screaming Orgasm



1 Shot Kahlua
1 Shot Baileys
1 Shot Amaretto
1 Shot Vodka
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