Confessions

im a goat....we walk up hills all day and we make good business men...only if my office was up a hill would i be entirely my true self.....
but yeah i do feel better, im living in an alter ego today.....my bullshit ego
@andy yeah while i looked like Eddie Izard....the likeness of his surname to that of an amphibian made me think of animals and hense the unfortunate incident with my pet spaniel - who unfortunately is no longer among us. (which is in no way related to this incident, he dies from eating slugg pellets) (which is also in no way related to this incident.)
thank you

*round of applause and chorus of "WELCOME CLAIRE" *
 
blackeyed said:
me think of animals and hense the unfortunate incident with my pet spaniel -


now now, thats not nice, be kind to animals. But just out of curiosity how did you actually do that poor little dog? You are female and females don't do such things, only we do.
 
erm well, i've experienced that we're bastards. and i know that im like that, even though I try to be nice most of the time like. me dad was a scorp aswell, and me mum divorced him. not because he's a scorp, but for a reason i'd rather not share on the net.