Confessions?

[Arcane]

Wait a minute, that makes no sense.

The intent was funny though.

 

[dreamwatch]

- Although I'm in a steady longterm relationship, I seem to spend most Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights alone because she's a fucking bitch.

 

[Mark]

Sydo, she sounds like a cow, dump her!!

 

[Winmar]

Doesn't sound good though, Sydo. Make her watch Collingwood videos for 34 days straight. She won't fuck you around after that.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

I'm thinking she not only will she not fuck him around... she'll probably not fuck him fullstop!

 

[Winmar]

Good point!

 

[Southy]

Sydo, join the lonely hearts club over in the corner here, it seems to be growing steadily


And my son had night terrors when he was young, they are a deadset fright for a parent, you can't help them of defend them, it's shit

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Yes Sydo, join Southy and myself by the bar.

 

[Southy]

The beer is cold...

 

[phlogiston]

Same as the women!

 

[Sydo]

*ouch!

 

[Southy]

Phloggy is still brooding over long past events, ignore him.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

I'll join you guys at the bar too *sigh*

 

[Lord Tim]

Drinks are on me, fellas!

 

[Wenda]

Good heavens, you lads are all so maudlin

 

[spawn]

*Raises a glass of purified water to the lads*

 

[Wrathchild]

I'll buy all you gentlemen a round or two as well, as long as I don't have to drink any of the stuff.

I don't need alcohol to start telling sob stories about all my failed attempts at romance. Just give me a microphone and a harmonica

*Cue ancient blues riff*

"I woke up this morning, a fortnight ago last Thursday..."

Shall I continue? No, didn't think so.

W

 

[Stonewall]

*Stonewall enters the bar. He is such a regular they don't even check his ID anymore*

 

[KoichCPA]

*Koich gets refused entry to said bar because he is barefoot and shitfaced*

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Confessions....I have listened to Dance Of Death and Brave New World more than any 80s Maiden (except maybe Somewhere In Time) over the last year or so. I am not ashamed, as I like them both.