Like everything that transpires ProgPower weekend, this forum will undoubtedly be flooded with discussion regarding who wore the nicest corset at the festival. Since such discussions can often get heated, and feelings may be hurt, I believe it makes sense to defuse this potential powder keg. To that end, Im proposing the 1st Annual Corset Wars, to be held following Orphaned Lands set at the Thursday night pre-party.
The rules are simple. Corset Wars will use a standard two out of three falls format, where the object is to completely remove your opponents corset. Now I know exactly what all the woman must be thinking; Those things are on so damn tight, theres no way to pull them off. Have no fear ladies, Ive carefully considered this, and to address this issue, large quantities of baby oil will be made available during the match.
While most of the woman on the forum will rightly view Corset Wars as nothing more than clean, wholesome fun, that seeks to engender harmony and goodwill, there might be naysayers. It wouldnt surprise me if one, maybe even two, of the woman on this forum somehow felt that Corset Wars serves no purpose other than to titillate the male concert goers in the audience. To these woman I say, Please, get your mind out of the gutter.
In order to properly bracket this competition, I'll need for each competitor to send me a picture of you in the corset you plan to compete in.
Good luck ladies.
Zod
Disclaimer: Corset Wars is not affiliated, nor endorsed by HOS Productions.
The rules are simple. Corset Wars will use a standard two out of three falls format, where the object is to completely remove your opponents corset. Now I know exactly what all the woman must be thinking; Those things are on so damn tight, theres no way to pull them off. Have no fear ladies, Ive carefully considered this, and to address this issue, large quantities of baby oil will be made available during the match.
While most of the woman on the forum will rightly view Corset Wars as nothing more than clean, wholesome fun, that seeks to engender harmony and goodwill, there might be naysayers. It wouldnt surprise me if one, maybe even two, of the woman on this forum somehow felt that Corset Wars serves no purpose other than to titillate the male concert goers in the audience. To these woman I say, Please, get your mind out of the gutter.
In order to properly bracket this competition, I'll need for each competitor to send me a picture of you in the corset you plan to compete in.
Good luck ladies.
Zod
Disclaimer: Corset Wars is not affiliated, nor endorsed by HOS Productions.
