Corset Wars™

[13ShadesofGray]

I'm friggin' dying... too funny.

Let's not forget the Hand Print table, either... gotta get crackin' on that

 

[General Zod]

No, no, I believe I can say, will full certainty, that Zod was very serious. Do not belittle his attempt to bring peace and harmony to Progpower through tittilating hand to hand corset combat. Zod, I stand and applaud your noble efforts, and as someone said, you sir are a true visionary. I stand ready to offer my services, in any way possible, to bring this vision to fruition.

LOL.

Zod

 

[Barking Pumpkin]

I know where MetalRose's corset picture is on the board.

 

[Dolamite S. Biffle]

Well why dont you let us in on the where abouts pumpkin?

 

[Barking Pumpkin]

Okay.....

Containing post: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3573993&postcount=63

Do I win the prize, Metal?

 

[lady_space]

If no one's corset is removed after a pre-determined period of time, do the judges decide who wins? If so, I suggest the following scoring system:
Removing any other article of clothing: 1 point
Breast flashes: 2 points each (3 if your opponent is Metal Rose)
Opponent's scream: 1 point
Kissing: 1 point
With tongue: 4 points

 

[Barking Pumpkin]

The scoring system will have to be adjusted accordingly, of course, for the butt corset battles.

 

[TheWhisper]

Kissing: 1 point
With tongue: 4 points

...and we'll all walk away winners....

 

[TheWhisper]

Really, in Corset Wars, there are no losers.

 

[General Zod]

If no one's corset is removed after a pre-determined period of time, do the judges decide who wins? If so, I suggest the following scoring system:
Removing any other article of clothing: 1 point
Breast flashes: 2 points each (3 if your opponent is Metal Rose)
Opponent's scream: 1 point
Kissing: 1 point
With tongue: 4 points

I like the way your mind works.

Zod

 

[Dark One]

I like the way your mind works.

Zod

Motion seconded and passed.

 

[J-Dubya 777]

The scoring system will have to be adjusted accordingly, of course, for the butt corset battles.

Agreed, showing breasts in our match will be point DEDUCTIONS!

 

[J-Dubya 777]

Not to mention kissing (with or without tongue!) is an automatic DQ, and the instigator must never return to Prog Power EVER!

 

[MetalRose]

Breast flashes: 2 points each (3 if your opponent is Metal Rose)

Hahaha!

-Metal

 

[Tess]

That is genius.

Unfortunately, I will not be participating. Too funny though. Way to be proactive!

 

[SavaVIDude]

Okay.....

Containing post: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3573993&postcount=63

Do I win the prize, Metal?

THAT, er ah, I mean THOSE








are a SMALL??
SHIT!! I'd hate to see the XL!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace,
(Shit - I forgot my name!!)

 

[lady_space]

Peace,
(Shit - I forgot my name!!)

LMAO!!!!! Oh, manohman!!

If we can't pull off Corset Wars (pun intended), what say we *all* buy ProgPower's Comic Genius a drink so that he gets so wasted he thinks it actually happened the next day?

Shaye

 

[13ShadesofGray]

Hahahaha According to the goodgoth website I'm a small chest size! Hahahahaha.

-Metal

Good Gawd woman, that means I have man nips. Not fair!!

 

[lady_space]

Good Gawd woman, that means I have man nips. Not fair!!

Shit, it means my boobs are CONCAVE!!!

Shaye

 

[dragondawn]

SHIT!! I'd hate to see the XL!!!!!!!!!!!

i may actually fit that description...i might be able to give metal rose a run for her money.

we shall see friday nite at PP...