creepy, creepy canadians

xfer

I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
Nov 8, 2001
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IMMIGRATION OFFICERS are having to pore through naked pictures of hundreds of exotic dancers to keep impostors out of Canada. Foreign strippers planning to table dance in clubs here must now provide photos of themselves with no clothes on to qualify for a visa for Canada, immigration officials say.

"Stage photos during performances are required," said Sergio Mercado, of the Canadian Embassy in Mexico.

MEMO TO VISA OFFICERS

In a memo to fellow visa officers around the world, Mercado said if a dancer passes the no-clothes test, they may then require a police certificate or medical examination.

The memo was obtained from access to information documents obtained by the Sun.

The potential dancers have to prove they can dance in the nude, immigration lawyer Mendel Green said yesterday.

"They can't be partially nude," he said. "If they don't have pictures in the nude, they are not going to wiggle their bottoms in Canada."

Immigration lawyer Richard Kurland said the women have to show nude pictures to ensure they're not abusing the system.
 
I've been thinking about a new career AND a move to Canada, this could solve everything!
 
not as creepy as kleo though.

There would be no limit to his creepitude if he was Canadian.


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I know you are a dude.

post pics of your naked nad.

thnx
 
This popped up for a google image search for naked nad:

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I feel violated.
 
Oh okay. So basically inorder to keep it a "joke" as opposed to real I can't stalk you anymore, or profess my undying love for you, right? (just checkin out my boundaries)
 
No I most certainly did not. Tonto can mean stupid, yes. BUT it is used alot in Spanish to mean silly as well. I said he is very silly and I like him. Get it right!!