cum or menstrual blood

[Lord Foul]

have you or do you ever plan on having a girlfriend? you'll have to deal with it then. it's a natural process that we have to deal with for our entire lives. grow the fuck up.

Seriously. Real men earn their red wings.

 

[Ambivalent]

It really depends what kind of reaction you're going for. Both substances make a great "Revenge Brownie Batter Mix" for that one special person you hate.

Mmm...that's gonna be a yummy treat!

 

[Burti]

Wow, you thought I was being serious with words like "grandtastic" and a sentence like "watery enema shit" ?

Shot down for no fucking reason.

Guess I have to get more popular before I get to use sarcasm. Three sisters, I know what menstrual blood's like, I know what cramps are like (physically I can't sympathize because I'm not a female), I KNOW what PMS is like.

/end sentence

 

[Chromatose]

Hi, my name's Dave Foley, and, uh, something you might not know about me is that .. I have a good attitude towards menstruation. That's right, I'm the guy! The guy with a good attitude towards menstruation!

Oh, I know a lot of men are made uncomfortable by this monthly miracle. But not me. No, I embrace it. Embrace it the way the way some men embrace the weekend! Why I anticipate it the way a child anticipates Christmas!

Did you know that, uh, in alot of native Indian cultures, menstruating woman were forced to leave the village, less they're *powerful* magic should overwhelm the Shaman? If I were Shaman, I wouldn't be so competitive. I'd be more open and giving. I'd be a shaman with... a good attitude towards menstruation!

'Cause after all, what is it? a cluster of blood vessels, awaiting a fertilized egg. Providing a safe warm place for that egg to grow. And if a life does not occur, the whole thing is flushed away, and the cycle begins again. Now is that anything to be ashamed of or disgusted by? No, this is the nesting stuff of humanity!

That's why the woman I shall love will be able to menstruate as fully and freely as she desires. Even if her monthly flow should build in intensity to a raging rust colored torrent! An unbridled river of life giving blood flowing from between her legs! An awesome cataract plunging off the edge of our couch. I wouldn't be fazed! No, no, even if coureur de bois would come up stream, battling the rapids, and singing a 'jaunty song'! I would take no offense, rather I would ford across that mighty womanly river, and fetch herbal tea and Pamprin. And then I would mop her brow and admire her fecundity. For I...Have A Good Attitude....Towards MENSTRUATION!

 

[Chromatose]

This is a good time to point out that taking pamprin, while lacking ovaries, is counter effective and results in PAIN. My experience, at least.

 

[Ambivalent]

I think you are a little too passionate about menstruation...

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

i always drink the other person's body fluids when i have sex
menstrual blood is delicious
a guy's cum is kinda nasty tasting

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

i always drink the other person's body fluids when i have sex
menstrual blood is delicious
a guy's cum is kinda nasty tasting

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

I think you are a little too passionate about menstruation...

i love drinking menstrual blood

 

[Liverslapper]

dude, write a book on your life, please. I'll buy it.

 

[Ghost of Red dragon]

dude, write a book on your life, please. I'll buy it.

if i ever get around to writing it
i'll prolly give free copies to the people on this board

 

[Ambivalent]

if i ever get around to writing it
i'll prolly give free copies to the people on this board

You should also make a scatch-n-sniff menstrual blood-scented stickers. The kid'll go crazy with those.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

You should also make a scatch-n-sniff menstrual blood-scented stickers. The kid'll go crazy with those.

i vaguely remember something about people getting sick from the chemicals they used to make the scratch-n-sniffs
but other than that
i love the idea of a mestrual blood smelling sctratch-n-sniff

 

[Liverslapper]

if i ever get around to writing it
i'll prolly give free copies to the people on this board

Put me on the list.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

Put me on the list.

of course

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

time to recap for the newbs! wooo

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Aggggh ew dude, that still grosses me out.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Wow.

 

[Calamitas1786]

That's still as cringe inducing as the first time she posted it.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Aggggh ew dude, that still grosses me out.

Viva Emptiness is dissapointing me. Four songs are really average besides the one you told me. Evidence was good though, but not Criminals calibur..