Dakryn's Batshit Theory of the Week

Reunited British punk/thrash crossover band CEREBRAL FIX has confirmed that V.I.T.R.I.O.L. from U.K. black metal band ANAAL NATHRAKH will handle vocals for the group's appearance at the Bloodstock Open Air festival on Friday, August 17. "This is due to our singer having other commitments and could not make it to the festival," says CEREBRAL FIX guitarist Tony Warburton. "Things were sounding pretty fuckin heavy at rehearsals and we are really chuffed to have him do this show with us, as well as playing the U.K.'s only true 'metal' festival."

CEREBRAL FIX will perform on the "Unsigned Stage" from 5:15 p.m. to 5:45 p.m. on Friday, August 17.

Metal Mind Productions will release "Products of Disgust" by CEREBRAL FIX, a complete discography of this English thrash/death metal band. The group split up in 1993 but in 2006 announced its reformation. They have an album's worth of new material, but for now they are waiting for the reaction to some of the recent recorded new songs before making future plans. Bassist Frank Healy (also of BENEDICTION) claims that they are interested only in having fun, as they did in the beginning of their career. "It could last a few months or a few years," he says. "Who cares? CEREBRAL FIX are enjoying it, so join the rollercoaster for a bit!"

"Products of Disgust" consists of four CDs, all with bonus tracks (demo, live and previously unreleased tracks), plus a 32-page booklet with a complete band history. "Products of Disgust" includes also four new tracks, recorded exclusively for this box. Each CD will be made available on golden disc, digitally remastered using 24-bit technology. The box will be available on September 10 in Europe (November 5 in the U.S. via MVD).
 
hahahah sucks to be Lance Briggs this year:

CHICAGO -- A damaged black Lamborghini registered to Chicago Bears linebacker Lance Briggs was found abandoned early Monday alongside the Edens Expressway on the city's North Side, authorities said.



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Illinois State Police officials said the 2007 Roadster, which had crashed into a light pole, was discovered around 3:15 a.m. on northbound I-94 near the Devon Avenue exit.

"(The) registration comes back to Lance Briggs, however we don't know who was driving the car at the time," Master Sgt. Kyron St. Clair said.

Briggs contacted the Illinois State Police on Monday, and officers planned to meet with him later in the day, Master Sgt. Luis Gutierrez said. He said he did not have details about when or where the meeting would take place.

"He contacted us to discuss the whereabouts of his car," Gutierrez said.

Bears spokesman Scott Hagel said Briggs was not injured, but declined to say if Briggs was in the vehicle when it crashed. He declined to say anything else about the incident.

Briggs was at Halas Hall, the Bears headquarters in Lake Forest, Ill., Monday morning, Hagel said.

Police said it doesn't appear that anyone was injured in the crash. Whoever was behind the wheel of the luxury Italian sports car could face misdemeanor charges for improper lane usage and leaving the scene of the accident, St. Clair said.

St. Clair said the vehicle, which has a Kelley Blue Book value of more than $350,000, had not been reported stolen.
 
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Stop making that mistake plz.

And the your/you're mistake.

And the they're/their/there mistake.