Dakryn's Batshit Theory of the Week

[The Ozzman]

BRB FBI

 

[Pessimism]

If it doesn't pass now, it will in the future. And if it doesn't pass, that most likely does not make a difference. Chances are that if they are not already doing this, they will be.

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[llamaking]

well, we are pretty much fucked, might as well bend over and accept the ass raping.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

fuck yeah!

http://www.themercury.co.za/?fSectionId=&fArticleId=vn20080119083707644C687738

A man was gunned down and killed on Thursday night in Lyttelton Manor (South Africa) as he and three others tried to hijack a couple when they stopped in the driveway at their parents' home.

Mark Beyers (33), the owner of MJC Security Services, took no chances when he saw a man shoving a firearm in the face of his wife Shanene (26).

"The man was very aggressive and he kept demanding the car keys from her. She did not have them. He pushed his gun into her face and I knew he was going to shoot her if I did not shoot him first," Beyers said.

Their nightmare ordeal happened at about 8pm on Thursday when they went to his parents to pick up their dog.

Shanene was driving and stopped in the driveway of the house in Langebrink Street. They got out as they wanted to swop places. Shanene said the plan was that she would quickly get the dog and that her husband would then drive home.

The keys were in the ignition and as the couple got out of the car, a silver Jetta stopped behind them.

"Armed men jumped out and walked towards us. One walked towards me and the other towards my husband.

"I tried to run away from the car, but this guy stuck the gun in my face and demanded the keys," Shanene said.

She told him she didn't have the keys and that he could have her cellphone, which he took.

It was at this stage that her husband pulled out his gun and fired several shots at the man, who died on the scene shortly afterwards. One of the gunmen ran away, while the other two sped off.

Beyers said it was his lucky day, as he shot the gunman holding up his wife while another was about a metre away from him, pointing a gun at him. He had his firearm with him in a moon bag.

"I had no choice but to shoot the man holding up my wife. I just knew he was going to kill her."

He said the other gunmen then fired several shots at him. "I don't know how they managed to miss me. I was just lucky."

He said that as the gunmen were about to flee, he ran after the Jetta and fired several more shots at the driver's window. "The car disappeared and I don't know if I had hit anyone."

He then went to the man he had shot.

"He was dying. I took his gun off him as I had no more bullets. I was afraid that they would come back to fetch their buddy and I wanted to be prepared."

Beyers, a former policeman, said he was not too fazed about the whole incident, as it was a situation he had encountered many times during his work. It was, however, the first time that he and his wife together had encountered such a situation.

"I am happy that we are fine and that this is proof that the good guys sometimes also win."

His mother, who did not want to be named, said she was traumatised by the incident.

She was opening the gate for them and saw the drama unfold. "When I saw this shiny silver car slowly come driving along, I first thought the people were lost. I then saw them jumping out with guns," she said.

 

[skeptik]

Now imagine if you put as much effort into caring about more important issues as you do with this horseshit.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

fuck yeah!

http://www.themercury.co.za/?fSectionId=&fArticleId=vn20080119083707644C687738

...Yeah?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

oh noes, an innocent good man and his wife lived. while a piece of shit died from being a dumbass.
THROW THAT MAN AND WIFE IN JAIL!!!

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

No one said anything even remotely close to suggesting that, but ok.

 

[cookiecutter]

More people die from handgun accidents than are saved from murderers, so it seems silly to glorify the rare cases when it does happen.

 

[skeptik]

Romney and Clinton win in Nevada./news

 

[The Ozzman]

Clinton is a fucking cunt and Romney sucks cock

 

[skeptik]

Thank you for your penetrating political insights, Ollie.

 

[mutantllama]

Clinton is a fucking cunt and Romney sucks cock

QUOTE FOR THE FUCKING TRUTH!

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Wow...holy fuck! Heath Ledger (plays Joker in the new Batman movie) fucking DIED early today!

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah, I posted that in the social thread, ldo

 

[skeptik]

Good.

 

[genocide roach]

A bus company has apologised to a girl who is led around on a leash by her boyfriend and describes herself as a human pet after one of its drivers threw her off a bus.

Tasha Maltby, 19, told British newspapers she was the "pet" of her 25-year-old fiance Dani Graves.

Pictures showed her dressed in black Gothic-style clothing with silver buckles on a silver chain -- which the driver of a bus from the firm Arriva took exception to.

She told the Daily Mail she was thrown off and told: "We don't let freaks and dogs like you on."

Arriva would not comment on specifics but said it apologised if the couple felt they had been discriminated against. It added, however, that the driver was worried about safety and the company told Maltby to take the leash off in the future.

"We have spoken to the driver who has talked about health and safety," a spokesman said. "Should she be attached to a chain and something happens on the bus, that could be dangerous. All we are saying is that she is very welcome to use the buses but not when she is on her lead."

Maltby -- who lives on state benefits and got engaged in November -- said her choice of lifestyle might seem unusual but was harmless.

"I am a pet," she told the Daily Mail. "I generally act animal-like and I lead a really easy life. I don't cook or clean and I don't go anywhere without Dani. It might seem strange but it makes us both happy. It's my culture and my choice. It isn't hurting anyone."

~gR~

 

[The Ozzman]

The chick that was leashed up has huge tits but is a butter face.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Link to the above for reference:

"Pet" Goth Girl Thrown Off Bus

I'd kind of like to know how the benefits system works in England. Seems like half the comments after the story are complaining about how people like that can get free money from the state.

As far as the actual issue in the story, I really don't know what to think... though there seems to be something a little fucked-up about a chick being led around on a leash in public. I want to hear some opinions on this.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I think both are kind of in the wrong. It certainly seems as if it's intended for shock value, as so much of "goth" erk culture seems to be...but the bus driver was being a total asshole and denying them basic human rights too, imo.