Damage Inc.

JayKeeley

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Apr 26, 2002
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Hey - I read this, and to be honest, with all the love I once had for the band, for one minute....just for one minute, my heart started pounding like the intro to To Live is to Die....

Close-up's Martin Carlsson leaves an exclusive report from the studio north of San Francisco where Metallica's working on their new album "St. Anger".

I swear on the bible, on my mother's grave or whatever - the following text is nothing less than the complete truth. This statement needs to be made, quite simply because you're probably not going to believe me. I almost wonder if I've really listened to the new Metallica album "St Anger" myself, or if somebody has been playing a trick on me and played me some new, exciting aggro-band. You see, "St. Anger" is a chock, one of music history's greatest! It is as if "Load" and "Reload" has been deleted from the map, as if the Black Album never existed, as if the Metallica we've come to know never really existed. The five songs (all of which are as of yet untitled but the title-track) I've heard exhibits a sound so EXTREME and raw that all you can do is sit there chocked with your jaw on the floor.

I'm not joking.

Twenty journalists are gathered in the control-room of the studio north of San Francisco. We get comfortable. The air is vibrating with excitement, and then? BAM!! The first song (working title: Frantic) kicks in with hypnotic, almost industrial Slayer-riffs. What the fuck is going on? "You live it or lie it", chants James Hetfield and goes on with "my lifestyle determines my death style". It is ultra-tight metalcore like it has never been performed before. Lars ulrich's fat drum-sound is replaced with an oilrig-similar snare that's usually reminiscent of robotic industry-metal. "Do I have the strength?", a wondering Hetfield screams in the middle of the chaos. It is a maddening Blitzkriegstrategy with attack-waves of battering riffs, attacking from every angle for five minutes and 54 seconds.

I'm not joking.

The war as just begun, and I really mean THE WAR, because this music would be the perfect soundtrack to the media coverage of the war on Iraq. The title-track blazes away with a ultra-fast bulldozermosh that leaves Max Cavalera far behind. We are talking monster-metallized punk from another planet; a twisted and overdosed Dischange just released from rehab! We are talking beyond sound-speed, especially regarding the drum-work. The double-bass pounds away mercilessly and Lars Ulrich's use of the snare are almost -get this!- blast-beats!! It's going to be interesting seeing him trying to repeat this live - if the dane is usually soaked from sweat and carried to the lodge after traditional concerts, then he's going to need an oxygen-mask and hospital personnel to wake him back to life after this. Following this amazing intro comes a softer part where Hetfield sings "St. Anger around my neck, he never gets respect." This ten second long part, recurring a couple of times in the seven minute and 24 second long song, is the only part that could be classified as soft. The Producer Bob Rock (also on bass) assures me that this is the calmest, most stripped-down part on the whole album. WOW! A riff similar to "Creeping Death" follows. Hetfield howls "Fuck it all and fucking no regrets" (an exact recapitulation of the classic in "Damage Inc." ). Towards the end of the song he screams "I need to set my anger free"... and this is exactly what he and Metallica does: releasing all their anger.

I'm not joking.

Song number three starts up like an updated "Ride the Lightning": MEga-fat thrash-metal in midtempo speed. The vocalist spits: "It and you can look out motherfuckers, here I come!". Sepultura's "Roots"-era sound reminiscent in this song, with the refrain "It world" repeated again and again. Before the song ends at five minutes and 51 seconds, Hetfield shouts "enough, enough, enough"

I'm not joking.

Have you missed the complex song-structures of "And Justice for All"? Compared to this around eight minutes long piece (working title "Monster" ), the songs of the 1988 album seem more like simple Ramones' ditties. A progressive blanket of sound that warms like a massive and super-intricate Tool, only a thousand times heavier! Hetfield chants over a delicious part that goes into what could be called a chorus with some use of fantasy: "We the people, are we the people?". This phrase is repeated two times and "some kind of monster" three times before the singer concludes "this monster lives". There is actually something here that could be called groove, not entirely unlike Pantera although vastly heavier. The guitars are so damned insane, so damned evil, so damned incredible! The fact is that there isn't anything remotely like a traditional guitar-solo in any of these five songs. Hetfield and Kirk Hammett use their instruments like surgical tools. The guitars shrieks and scream as if Tom Morello and Kerry King made a deal and decided to take the Devil's music not one but ten steps further.

I'm not joking.

The most wicked part is however the last, whose working-name is "All Within My Hands". A very strange piece with an instrumental intro of one minute and fifteen seconds. The tempo is ultra-fast, taking so many twists and turns that you get all dizzy. "All Within My Hands" is shouted and then sung in an Alice In Chains manner. And the ending? MAN OH MAN! Like a possessed madman Hetfield screams "Kill kill kill kill!!" ad absurdum - we're talking deranged shrieks coming from a psychopathic Tom Araya (think Slayer's "Kill Again" only even more insane). You'd think it was over after that. But no. It is like watching an exciting thriller with so many surprises that you finally don't believe an ending is forthcoming. Yes, after a heavy-as-lead finale it winds down at eight minutes and 55 seconds.

I'm not joking.

20 Journalists finally leave the control-room and look at each other. No one needs say anything; the looks say it all: What in god's name have we just experienced? That Metallica, once tired old farts, have made a complete 180, and now sound like a bunch of hormone-reeking bucks in heat, is the most incredible thing that's happened in music history. "St. Anger" is the real "Reload". "St. Anger" doesn't sound like anything the group has done before, it hardly even sounds like Metallica. "St. Anger" is a modern, super-brutal metal-album that is going to chock and knock the entire music world. Melodies? Nope, there's not much here that reminds one of traditional melodies or arrangements such as verse, bridge, chorus. The 10th of June could become known as the day that shook the world. If you haven't catched on yet:

I'm not joking.

Martin Carlsson


With all the obvious Metallica bashing put aside, let's discuss what you thought when you read this.

:Spin:
 
Hmmm . . . I've heard reports like this from other sources. I'm going to look at these reports as an atempt to get media attention anywhere they can. Once I hear the album, I might change my mind. I highly doubt it will be anything like the above description.
 
npearce said:
Hmmm . . . I've heard reports like this from other sources. I'm going to look at these reports as an atempt to get media attention anywhere they can. Once I hear the album, I might change my mind. I highly doubt it will be anything like the above description.

There is always wishful thinking with Metallica....and it has been six years since the last debacle.

If they are trying to get media attention, then I guess they're trying to get underground media attention right? I mean, mainstream media would shy away from their return to tr00 heaviness, no?
 
This is the third place I've seen this pop up at UM just today. :)

The guitars shrieks and scream as if Tom Morello and Kerry King made a deal and decided to take the Devil's music not one but ten steps further.




When I read that part I lost all hope for the review, this is not only lame, but it doesn't make sense. I'll probably buy the album though, why not?
 
With all the obvious Metallica bashing put aside, let's discuss what you thought when you read this.

:Spin:

I've seen similar preliminary reviews from other sources. I desperately want to believe that Metallica will make a return to form, but I'm too cynical to make that leap of faith. I'm going to have to hear some of the songs off the album first. Until I hear a true resurrection of the old style that I love, I'm staying the hell away.

I kinda view the band as that fuck-up sibling or old girlfriend that you keep hearing promises of reform and repentance from. As soon as you drop the barriers, you'll get stabbed in the back again. Bastards...
 
Well on another board I frequent and on which a few Bay Area Thrash metal legends hang out ... it was confirmed from the current bassist of Death Angel that he heard from very reliable sources that St. Anger is really FAST!!!

I tend to trust this source.

And to be honest I had a lump in my throat from excitement when reading that review. I was very dissapointed by them, like most, for the last 10 years, but I do hope they have something left to give us that is worthwile.

Metallica was the soundtrack to my youth and would love for them to really kick some ass again.
 
I still think this is typical exaggeration from a mainstream press who thinks Slipknot represents the height of brutality and aggression in music, and has been deluded into believing nu-metal is innovative or worse yet, a natural step in metal's evolution...
 
Demonspell said:
I still think this is typical exaggeration from a mainstream press who thinks Slipknot represents the height of brutality and aggression in music, and has been deluded into believing nu-metal is innovative or worse yet, a natural step in metal's evolution...
this is better than anything i was going to say haha.
-neal
 
Somebody I know spent all morning downloading 'new' Metallica shit. Seems like they have collected a bunch of old songs (8 track demos) and listed them under "St Anger" to play with the download crowd...

...it's not exaclty a deterrent. I mean, people will download just to piss them off. They may not even listen to it!
 
Metallica were quoted about 2 months ago as saying that they'd been listening to a lot of Entombed and Messhugah.

I'm not saying that Metallica's next record won't be "heavy nu-metal", but we've got to give them some credit for being able to tell the difference.

Even if you combined old Metallica, with Entombed & Messhugah, and threw in some heavy nu-metal to appease the masses, you could still have a very interesting record on your hands.

For the record, I don't mind early Tool and Korn! You know, before the concept of nu-metal even existed.

Come on guys, we've bought worse 'tr00' metal than even Load I bet. I have to have some hope in Metallica doing a 180 and coming home.
 
Dude! Don't lump Tool in with nu-metal!!!

I have never had a problem with Metallica. Load isn't exactly my favorite, but so many people that say "ohhh, they sold out" hadn't even heard of them before 1995. Besides, they're old, their allowed to make mellow music. :)
 
NAD said:
Dude! Don't lump Tool in with nu-metal!!!

I have never had a problem with Metallica. Load isn't exactly my favorite, but so many people that say "ohhh, they sold out" hadn't even heard of them before 1995. Besides, they're old, their allowed to make mellow music. :)

Well it's been six years since Load (and Reload, since they were written together). And the Napster thing is just stupid - won't affect the musicianship obviously, perhaps their credibility...

Actually, considering they're approaching 40, it's about time for a mid-life crisis. Which means recapturing their youth and returning to a "Ride the Lightning" type sound mixed in with math-metal. Food for thought, hehe....

I never knew about Tool fitting into any genre. I think Aenima is great, but I just assume everyone just jumps down your throat for admitting to liking it on UM. I think his singing voice is just superb.

And while I'm confessing all, I want the new Coldplay.
 
JayKeeley said:
Well it's been six years since Load (and Reload, since they were written together). And the Napster thing is just stupid - won't affect the musicianship obviously, perhaps their credibility...

Actually, considering they're approaching 40, it's about time for a mid-life crisis. Which means recapturing their youth and returning to a "Ride the Lightning" type sound mixed in with math-metal. Food for thought, hehe....

I never knew about Tool fitting into any genre. I think Aenima is great, but I just assume everyone just jumps down your throat for admitting to liking it on UM. I think his singing voice is just superb.

And while I'm confessing all, I want the new Coldplay.

The Napster thing was lame. I am generally anti-mp3, but any band with a private jumbo-jet shouldn't be complaining.

Perhaps this St. Anger is a mid-life crisis? I guess Hetfield can't drink anymore, maybe he has to get a lot of aggression out...?

That's true, many do jump down one's throat for enjoying Tool around here. They're my favorite band. :)