Dan, do you believe in Jesus?

[The Mighty Karl Groom]

Do you think he died on the cross for all our sins?

 

[For My Sweetheart the Drunk]

I don't want to sound asinine, but does it really matter what his religious beliefs are, or whether he believes in Jesus? Jesus did exist, but whether someone believes he was the son of God is another question. I think matters like this are personal, and shouldn't be discussed on a message board. Let's just keep it to music shall we. MUSIC.

 

[Cerebus]

NP: Curfew for the Damned

 

[Dan Swanö]

I believe in fate.

 

[Master_Debater]

Dan IS Jesus.

Duh.

 

[Tumn]

I believe in the Swanö.

 

[Timmeth]

The Passion of the Swanö - R - Jim Caviezel, Humphrey Bogart and Marisa Tomei

 

[mattcira]

Maybe Dan IS Jesus... hmmm.

 

[mattcira]

The Passion of the Swanö - R - Jim Caviezel, Humphrey Bogart and Marisa Tomei

Instead of Tomei, maybe they could get the chick from that other Caviezel movie.. I forgot the name, it was about golf, but man, she WAS HOT!!! The funny thing, a hot chick in a movie about golf when the word GOLF means "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden"

 

[Gurgelguff]

Religion sucks !

 

[fireangel]

Dan IS Jesus.

Duh.

That would actually be the perfect answer to this question

 

[Master_Debater]

I honestly think that we should start a cult.

 

[burton]

I'd join.

 

[Aaron A.]

Me too.

 

[TheButcher]

Dan IS Jesus.

Duh.

Wrong Mikael Akerfeldt is Jesus

Dan is GOD

 

[Naglfar]

Wrong Mikael Akerfeldt is Jesus

Dan is GOD

/pulls out crowbar

Time to pry the lips from poor Dan's weiner...

Just because he isn't married anymore doesn't mean you can come onto him in his forums.

 

[fireangel]

I thought most of the forum members were already in this cult for a long time now

 

[MECOSARIO]

BIG SLEEP

 

[Deadlift]

If...

Åkerfeldt=Jesus
Dan=God

So...

Satan= ??

 

[Tumn]

Satan = Jesus... JesuSatan.