Dead Baby jokes (if you can't realize that these are JUST jokes, fuck off )

[retarded penguin]

Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
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What's worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?
10 dead babies in a garbage can.
Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
One dead baby in 10 garbage cans.
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What's the difference between a basketball and a dead baby?
Basketballs bounce back.
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What's better than swinging a dead baby around on a clothesline?
Stopping it with a shovel.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You have to take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the difference between a stack of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
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Why don't I wear condoms?
Cause I can't impregnate a dead baby
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What does a hay stack and a stack of dead babies have in common?
You could unload both with a pitchfork.
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Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: You can't hide dead babies in a gay man.
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Whats better than one dead baby at the bottom of a lake?
Ten dead babies at teh bottom of a lake
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what do u call a car going over a clif filled with 10 babies in it.....
a waste... u could fit 100
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What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?
One dead baby stapled to 10 trees.
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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the koala.
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Q: Whats worse than driving over a dead baby
A: Skidding
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Why did the baby drop it's lollipop?

Because it got hit by a truck.
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Why'd the clown fall off the swing? Because it got hit in the face with an ax.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You can't **** a rock.
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Q: How do you get a dead baby into a glass
A: With a blender

Q: How do you get it out?
A: With a straw
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Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties.

Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: The same baby three weeks later.

Q: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
A: Floaties with a slashed baby.
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off its head.
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Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.
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Q: What is more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?
A: Pulling them off.
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Q: What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass?
A: Make a coffee table.
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[General8]

Funny ones.

 

[Will Bozarth]

sick sick sick sick sick... and very fucking funny

 

[Karmic]

...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Things about jews,"my pals"and all of the other stuff you talk about,Rusted,are racila and ethnic slurs...they're not funny.These are JOKES about dead babies...I'm sure retarded penguin doesn't really have a stack of dead babies in his garage...of course I can't speak for him,but anyway...
I remember when there was a thread in the Hate Pit about dead baby jokes.The one about the what a hay stack and a stack of dead babies have in commen is my favorite dead baby joke.Okay,here's one that I heard-
What's small and red and can't walk thru hallways?
A baby w/a javlin(sp?)in it's head.
I probobly fucked that joke up,but I'm sure you get the idea...

 

[General8]

There are some funny jew and negro jokes too, not all are based on saying "kike" or "my pals" and then laughing.

I don't remember any right now though, they're not really my cup of tea.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I guess there are funny hokes about black ppl and Jewish ppl,but there are other jokes about them that are just offensive and stupid...like the ones that Rusted would tell if he was here right now and the jokes that my aquaintance(the one who tells me a I look Jewish)'s redneck father tells...he is a fuckhead,as well.

 

[QuothTheRaven]

Q: What do u get when u murder a baby?
A: A Hard-on

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
A: a live one at the bottom eating it's way out

Q: What's more fun than throwing dead babies off a cliff?
A: Catching 'em at the bottom with a pitchfork

 

[retarded penguin]

"Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
A: a live one at the bottom eating it's way out "


thanks quoththeraven , that was fucking hilarious

 

[QuothTheRaven]

haha, no problem retarded penguin, it's rare to find someone who appreciates dead baby jokes, and i enjoy sharing them.

That first one, about getting a hard-on, i got from an ametuer comedian i saw in chicago once. He showed up on stage in a straight jacket and Hannibal Lecter/Silence of the Lambs type mask with a cigarette in it. He did a few impressions of hannibal lecter, then told that one dead baby joke about getting a hard on, and walked off stage. The crowd was confused as hell, whereas i was rolling with laughter, it was great.

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Originally posted by Rusted_in_peace50
yeah its funny when its dead children, but no, when its jews or my pals its bad.

riiiiiiiiight. fucking retards.

Babies can't hear this or take offense to it. They're babies.

 

[ledmag]

Originally posted by General8
There are some funny jew and negro jokes too, not all are based on saying "kike" or "my pals" and then laughing.

I don't remember any right now though, they're not really my cup of tea.

Your lieing SON OF A BITCH, and you know it.


RETARD P>>>Pretty funny. I like the way you were so assertive(spel) with the title of this thread. Great title man. FUCK OFF hahahah...it was a must was it not.

 

[neal]

fucked up.
-neal

 

[neal]

Why did the baby drop it's lollipop?
Because it got hit by a truck.

this ones great becuase you didnt see it coming. i mean you did because its in a list of dead baby jokes. but if it wasnt you'd be confused as fuck.
-neal

 

[ledmag]

I like the one that ends with a SHOVEL hahahahhha

 

[Will Bozarth]

i dont know what the clown one has to do with dead babies... but i laughed my ass off!

 

[neal]

yeh. i like random jokes like that. you never saw it coming.
-neal

 

[Trench]

Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby with a plastic bag over its head.

Q: What's green and sits in the corner?
A: The same baby after 3 weeks.

Q: Whats pink and slimy and climbs up a woman's leg?
A: A homesick abortion.

Q: What's worse than fucking a baby boy?
A: Nothing.

Q: What's worse than fucking a baby girl?
A: Turning her over and pretending she's a baby boy.

 

[neal]

terrible. you're all going to hell!!!
-neal

 

[Will Bozarth]