dear bunch of cookies i just ate

[minxnim]

you were delicious! but as you know, i've been putting on weight so please like, don't make me fat so i can eat more of you tomorrow!

xoxox prepz

 

[minxnim]

p.s. okay now you are making me sick to my stomach! is this because you're the only things i've eaten in 40 hours? DAMN YOU!

 

[deadair]

can i just say, i love it when amanda makes threads like this?

i think i just did.

thank you

 

[chupe666]

i am in agreement with jake here.

QUALITY STUFF. I LAUGHED MESELF GOOD.

 

[minxnim]

wow funny because i was thinking that everyone hated my inane notes to my food etc. but anyway, COOKIES FROM HELL. they have ruined my day. i need to go pace around and try to burn them off before i get 'cookie butt'.

 

[chupe666]

I think you should write replies from the food and have an ongoing conversation via virtual snail mail. sort of like "Letters to Food" in book format.

btw, anyone read this?

 

[deadair]

that is on a short list of things to read...

 

[minxnim]

hmmm. it's a possibility...

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

dear prednisone,

i AM full. I HAVE to be full. you are trying to trick me and it will not work.

sincerely, seipp

 

[minxnim]

dear josh's prednisone:
i know your tricks. NICE TRY PAL! meet me outside at 6 for an asswhoopin.

 

[azal]

was that a poopin' reference?