Dear Teresa Heinz Kerry:

[NAD]

FOR THE LOVE OF UNHOLY LIVING FUCK KEEP YOUR FUCKING TRAP SHUT YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6194637/

Well, you know, I don't know Laura Bush. But she seems to be calm, and she has a sparkle in her eye, which is good. But I don't know that she's ever had a real job -- I mean, since she's been grown up.

I don't know who makes more idiotic public speaking mistakes, her or Dubya. Dubya has an excuse for being a dumbfuck with the inability to speak, but this slut just says the stupidest things possible.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

FOR THE LOVE OF UNHOLY LIVING FUCK KEEP YOUR FUCKING TRAP SHUT YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!

good call.

 

[lizard]

seriously, she is a loose cannon. a ball gag is the only solution.

ummmmm Theresa Heinz Kerry in a ball gag....covered in ketchup....ummmmmmm

 

[lurch70]

double post ...

 

[lurch70]

hehe

 

[Papa Josh]

It would be rather unfortunate if she cost him some votes with that crap. But I saw Edwards last night on Nightline and he did some pretty good damage control. This week it's all about jobs though, so they had better be careful.

 

[Demonspell]

I have a feeling that if Kerry wins the election, she'll be as roundly despised as Hillary long before his first term ends...being first lady isn't what most people would call a real job either.

 

[NAD]

But I saw Edwards last night on Nightline and he did some pretty good damage control.

I saw that too, and thought he didn't help at all. "I think she meant it as a compliment." HUH?! Every time Heinz opens her mouth another 10,000 votes for Kerry disappear. Stupid bitch.

Great coke picture. How long to Clinton have to deal with the pothead stigma? I don't know why W. doesn't just really wave his dick around and get a few blowjobs from interns on camera, not like HE would be impeached for it.

 

[Papa Josh]

I saw that too, and thought he didn't help at all. "I think she meant it as a compliment." HUH?! Every time Heinz opens her mouth another 10,000 votes for Kerry disappear. Stupid bitch.

Good point. That phrase did kinda stump me too... I wonder if he looks back, and goes, WTF????

How hard is it to be a millionaire heiress to a ketchup company? The shit is in every fuckin fast food restaurant around the country...

 

[NAD]

No shit man, you want to talk about silver spoons...

 

[He-man]

shut up, surfer boy.

 

[NAD]

I think he's completely influenced by the RED SOCKS TURNAROUND

Your cleverness knows no bounds!

 

[lizard]

hee hee!

 

[Ayeka]

Oh dear, that was rather unfortunate!

Heinz Kerry is no stranger to controversy. She has told a reporter to "shove it."

 

[jimbobhickville]

I thought that was awesome when she told the reporter to shove it, I was like 'fuck yeah, bitch, you tell 'em'.

I don't know why her comment here offended anyone.

 

[HarmonyDies....]

http://www.holyducttape.com/gallery/heinz.jpg

 

[NAD]

Hahaha I love those bottles with different phrases on them.

Trader Joe's ketchup > Heinz > all other ketchup

 

[J.]

mustard>ketchup>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mayo

 

[Ayeka]

Brown sauce is best, esp. Branston's.

 

[unhinged]

eat curry drink beer get bush out of office

c'mon
when is this fucking election anyway?