Do you have a beer towel?

[Reminiscence]

As in, a towel that is always handy and in sight, for whenever even a drop of beer spills. They are life-savers.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I just use a random peice of clothing

 

[stefan86]

I usually spill the beer over myself, so it works out

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

The real question is....do you have a cum towel?

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

beer towel: yes we take it to every bar
cum towel: no need she swallows...alll

 

[El Stormo]

I usually spill the beer over myself, so it works out

+1

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/nevermore/277594-greatest-piece-merch-ever.html

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/nevermore/277594-greatest-piece-merch-ever.html

thats just briljant

 

[EricT]

Spilling beer is a sin... there should be no need for a towel in the first place.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

EricT you r right...but you know when you having a good time...you get a little drunk and whoops there goes the beer...then you buy another one

 

[stefan86]

what's this drunk thing you all speak of?

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

Spilling beer is a sin... there should be no need for a towel in the first place.

Sure it’s a sin, but it's one of the sins that are impossible to avoid doing, like thou shall not steal or the one about adultery.

 

[raeon]

what's this drunk thing you all speak of?

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Drunk

lawl

 

[stefan86]

oh. now i see why i woke up with a sore ass that time

 

[raeon]

 

[neal]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/nevermore/277594-greatest-piece-merch-ever.html

i dunno, this Municipal Waste Beer Cozy is pretty sweet too:

 

[stefan86]

im thinking of making a hole with a bucket in my chair so i dont have to move from the computer to take a shit

 

[DaveIoC]

Do it.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

and make a picture of it and post it

 

[Reminiscence]

Spilling beer is a sin... there should be no need for a towel in the first place.

You don't know these German wheat beers man...they foam like crazy and before you know it, bam, you have beer on the floor.