Do you read on the toilet?

[Felix Neumann]

It´s time for another interesting nonsens thread...if you read some stuff, WHAT do you read? When I read on the toilet, It´s mostly stuff like the German Rockhard or Metal Hammer. And for the case, too much toilet papers was wasted, I sometimes take a bible with me Waaahahahahahah...Hahahahha *demoniclaugh* I´m the prince of superdarkness!!!

Okay... Joking aside. The vote is not public so feel free to vote

 

[Torniojaws]

Excessively. I usually read a full chapter from a book (20 - 50 pages), so it can take a while - especially if it's a Tom Clancy book Right now, I'm almost finished with Robert Ludlum's The Bourne Ultimatum.

 

[lilhermiejobo]

It just depends where I am, I guess. If I'm at home then, no. If I'm at work and there is interesting reading material I'm more inclinced to.
Anyone else have to take a screaming dump after coffee in the morning?
Its like rocket fuel for the metabolism.

 

[Lasse Lammert]

nah, I'm too fast....
I would enjoy reading and taking my time, but I'm to lazy to go to the toilet very often, so I wait till I really can't hold it anymore....so it usually just falls out of me

 

[Felix Neumann]

Excessively. I usually read a full chapter from a book (20 - 50 pages), so it can take a while - especially if it's a Tom Clancy book Right now, I'm almost finished with Robert Ludlum's The Bourne Ultimatum.

Hahaha it also depends on how comfortable the toilet is And this is the place, where a man definitivly has his quiet moments..nobody annoys you there usually

 

[aberration]

Oh man, 20-40 pages? That's not good for you, dude. Eat some fiber!
I have my little magazine rack in the can with, at all times: 1 issue of Metal Maniacs, 1 issue of Terrorizer, 1 Musicians Friend/American Musical catalog, and 1 issue of Car & Driver or Hot Rod. 1 article per visit is the general rule.
If I take my book I'm liable to lose feeling in both feet and develop nasty hemorrhoids!

 

[aberration]

Hahaha it also depends on how comfortable the toilet is And this is the place, where a man definitivly has his quiet moments..nobody annoys you there usually

Hmmm...my wife always decides that the best time to start having deep conversations with me is when I'm on the terlet.

 

[lilhermiejobo]

nah, I'm too fast....
I would enjoy reading and taking my time, but I'm to lazy to go to the toilet very often, so I wait till I really can't hold it anymore....so it usually just falls out of me

I call this Butt Games.
It really should become part of the olympics because it can be quite the effort.

 

[Felix Neumann]

Hmmm...my wife always decides that the best time to start having deep conversations with me is when I'm on the terlet.

Hahahahahaha

 

[Torniojaws]

Oh man, 20-40 pages? That's not good for you, dude. Eat some fiber!

Oh, the shitting business is usually finished in a few minutes

 

[aberration]

Here...get one of these and you won't be tempted to linger.

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

Excessively. I usually read a full chapter from a book (20 - 50 pages), so it can take a while - especially if it's a Tom Clancy book Right now, I'm almost finished with Robert Ludlum's The Bourne Ultimatum.

Toilet fail. You can get hemorrhoids if you constantly sit too long on the toilet

That being said, I'm a reader myself. If I'm at home, it's usually TapeOp.

 

[iamandy]

I normally read Women's magazines... how many man points do i lose now?

 

[ahjteam]

Usually never.

 

[Felix Neumann]

I normally read Women's magazines... how many man points do i lose now?

It´s absolutely okay...you can learn from it. It´s so funny, how some magazines suggest the female readers..All men are the same primitive idiots

 

[aberration]

Are we talking women's magazines or (cough cough) "Women" magazines?

 

[Metaltastic]

Are we talking women's magazines or (cough cough) "Women" magazines?

Nah, the latter is a poor idea - good luck shitting with a chub, that swollen grundle makes it a painful experience! And yeah, Car and Driver is my crapper reading as well (or the Sweetwater catalog...excuse me, "Gear Encyclopedia" )

 

[STINNETT]

I read almost exclusively on the toilet. I have no other quiet, alone time to take advantage of.
Occasionally a guitar magazine or something, but usually I'll sit in there with a nice novel.

Oh, and I'm also one of those guys who will sit there forever after I'm done shitting, just so I can keep on reading. And I don't think you have to worry about hemmorhoids unless you're sitting there pushing and grunting the whole time.

 

[aberration]

"Swollen grundle"? LOL

 

[Metaltastic]

I've never gotten hemorrhoids from sitting on the crapper for too long, but often I lose circulation in my ass cheeks, that's no fun!