Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

[Krilons Resa]

oh ya, you're like 6'10" ....you must have a HUGE ass!

 

[Ellestin]

This thread will go down in History. I'm gonna print it and pin it to my toilet wall

 

[lurch70]

oh ya, you're like 6'10" ....you must have a HUGE ass!

... not really, but hovering is not a good option.

but yeah, I misread your original post ... you say spread cheeks and hold while sitting down on bowl? that sounds painful

 

[Captain Beard]

Tried it earlier, the key is not to pull them too far apart. And everything went more smoothly, woo!

 

[JayKeeley]

I think it's fair to say that this thread will now be entered into the RC Hall of Fame.

Go thee, oh thread, to the RC valhalla and joineth with Celtic Frost and others of such stature.

And just imagine, not even a single post from NAD the messiah.

 

[Reign in Acai]

And just imagine, not even a single post from NAD the messiah.

I emailed him a link to the thread requesting input. This thread is only going to get better.

 

[Krilons Resa]

... not really, but hovering is not a good option.

but yeah, I misread your original post ... you say spread cheeks and hold while sitting down on bowl? that sounds painful

Not exactly. I kind of sit on my left cheek first then, in one motion, place my right cheek on the seat which makes them spread apart a bit...not excessively.

Or come to think of it, maybe I sit down first then kind of go side to side. Kind of getting myself into position like the buddhist monks do when they find their center in the lotus position at the beginning of meditation.

LOL @ Ali.

 

[dill_the_devil]

I think I've converted to being one of the sit-down crew over the last couple of weeks. RC has changed my butt-wiping life.

 

[Krilons Resa]

That should an RC slogan.

Royal Carnage: You'll never wipe your arse the same again.

 

[dill_the_devil]

 

[Krilons Resa]

Royal Carnage: Never will you wipe your arse based solely on reflex again.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Royal Carnage: For all your anal hygiene needs.

 

[JayKeeley]

Royal Carnage: You'll never wipe your arse the same again.

For all you RC regulars who roam to other forums, I want you to sig this and become true ambassadors.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I'm on it.

Royal Carnage: Sit down, Stand up, tell us how you clean'er up.

 

[dill_the_devil]

I imagined that post set to a hip-hop beat.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I imagined that post set to a hip-hop beat.

Quality marketing.

 

[ChiefB]

I've heard straining for shits on a toilet seat is terrible for your body. Toilets need reinventing

They need to come with a bookshelf. Actually scrub that. They need to come equipped with a fucking library of books and magazines. The power of the word really does tease those hard and difficult logs out from their bat cave.

 

[lurch70]

I'm on it.

Royal Carnage: Sit down, Stand up, tell us how you clean'er up.

fucking LOL

 

[lurch70]

For all you RC regulars who roam to other forums, I want you to sig this and become true ambassadors.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Royal Carnage: Need to wipe away some stink? Sit down and think.