Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

my terlit buddy. forgot to get him in the pics earlier

he's good luck!

 

[Krilons Resa]

....and there's the Tea Tree Oil for the "bun in the oven."

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Dark One]

JEEBUS - just got caught up reading this thread since I didn't want to click on it at work.

And all the while I shouldn't even have clicked on it at home either.


Royal Carnage: Standing together to wipe up the world, one asshole at a time.

 

[Demilich]

this is a weird thread

i think i've resisted the (lack of?) temptation to post anything too in-depth about my ass-wiping practices in here
but i don't really know why

 

[Claws of Perdition]

I need to read through this thread when i get time, i kinda passed it off in its early stages but it appears to be a gold mine.

I sit btw, who the fuck stands to wipe?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

who the fuck stands to wipe?

Captain Beard, ChiefB, circus_brimstone, ct_thrash, dill_the_devil, Ellestin, Krigloch the Furious, Wolftribe

 

[Claws of Perdition]

freaks

 

[Demilich]

I go by spur-of-the-moment impulsivity.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I go by spur-of-the-moment impulsivity.

lol...not after this thread you dont.

Honestly, I am going to think of this thread for a longtime now everytime I go to wipe my cornhole.

Its going to spur the creativity in wiping my arse into an artform.

 

[Demilich]

I don't even think I read most of this stuff. It'd made a good read while on the can.

 

[lurch70]

i really need a pic (clothed please ... and not from Krig ) of this wiping standing up stuff ... I don't quite get it

 

[Demilich]

well lurch, it goes something like this:

you stand up,
and then you apply the teepee to your ass and wipe it

 

[Claws of Perdition]

I feel we need to consult experts on this matter.

Poop Report

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I feel we need to consult experts on this matter.

Poop Report

Standers in the lead!

 

[Reign in Acai]

always sit
38% (678 votes)
Always stand
46% (816 votes)
Sometimes sit, sometimes stand
5% (95 votes)
Depends on the mess
2% (44 votes)
Half and half -- I hover over the bowl when wiping
8% (133 votes)

Total votes: 1766

 

[Claws of Perdition]

I need to go poop... this is no longer a simple process. I've always been a sitter but now i feel the need to stand.. YOU HAVE RUINED POOPING FOR ME!!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Standing makes no sense. Maybe it all depends on the size of your ass.

I'm all about the hover-cleaner-upper.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Standing makes no sense. Maybe it all depends on the size of your ass.

I may go try it, for your sanity and eyesight, I will not be filming it.