Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

[War Ensemble]

Royal Carnage: Never will you wipe your arse based solely on reflex again.

For all you RC regulars who roam to other forums, I want you to sig this and become true ambassadors.

Ali, I didn't see this in your sig during your recent posts on other forums....

 

[Krilons Resa]

its in mine.

 

[J.]

ill risk sitting and dipping my hand in shit water when i feel daring enough. give me time, as i am quite a cleanly person

 

[Krilons Resa]

Jeff taking one for the team.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

A couple hours ago I had a Ghost Poop. I fucking love that shit

 

[Reign in Acai]

A couple hours ago I had a Ghost Poop. I fucking love that shit

Ghost poop = No wiping necessary?

 

[Krilons Resa]

Ghost poop = No wiping necessary?

Yeah. You never seen that poster about all the different shats? I used to read that sumbitch all the time when I was a wee lad, strolling into Spencers while chillin' with my homeskillets at the mall.

 

[Chromatose]

I just wish there was a way to know without having to make that first, unnecessary wipe

 

[swizzlenuts]

I thought Ghost poop was when you looked to see what you had created, yet there was nothing there!

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Evil?]

I like to call the no-wipe shit a "Flawless victory".

 

[lurch70]

I thought Ghost poop was when you looked to see what you had created, yet there was nothing there!

that happend to me a few times, but i usually forgot that I performed a courtesy flush in the process.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Cara (the cool one) since you wipe standing up, do you wipe your Derrick (sp) region standing up too?

 

[Chromatose]

I wipe my own butt, sadly

 

[Guthrum]

Hahahaha

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I just took a giant horseshoe dump!!!
for you that dont know what a horseshoe is...
from top to bottom.
special cheese sauce
Fries
choice of meat (burger, bacon, sausage, ham, buffalo wings...)
toast

so fucking good! Such a slick dump.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Such a slick dump.

For some reason, I fear that this phrase will haunt my nightmares for many days to come.

 

[Susperia]

^You are the most unmysterious, unalluring, simple man on the face of the fucking earth.





=] Sorry.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I want you to die. car wreck. wolves. grenades. asteroid. I dont care.

 

[Susperia]

Why? All I'm saying is, a little mystery and integrity is very fetching in a young man.

Pooping all over yourself is not. =/