Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

[Demilich]

Pooping all over yourself is not. =/

It isn't?

 

[EricT]

I just tried standing completely up... this threw me off balance and I almost fell over.

Fuck that.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

It's best to attempt this while sober.

 

[EricT]

Jokes on you... I am sober!

Well. Was.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[skeptik]

Left hand is used to massive amounts of spreading.
Right is for the push and pull wiping

Wait wtf??!?? You use two hands?

HAVE YOU SEEN MY ASS?

 

[swizzlenuts]

Seriously ct_thrash or any female standers, do you wipe you nether regions sitting or standing

 

[lurch70]

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/01/19/finnstrom.toliet.to.tap.cnn

 

[War Ensemble]

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/01/19/finnstrom.toliet.to.tap.cnn

Orange County's version of 2 girls, 1 cup.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Seriously ct_thrash or any female standers, do you wipe you nether regions sitting or standing

Yes! After a pee I kinda stick some toilet paper there while I stand up, to prevent drip. Then once standing I do the actual wiping.

Same when dealing with the monthly fluid from that region. For me it's like a surgical procedure. It simply can't be accomplished while sitting

 

[swizzlenuts]

Damn! A female friend said to me, why the fuck would you stand up when you shit, when you wipe while sitting after a pee.


At least you're consistent

 

[Krilons Resa]

You fucking people.

 

[~Neurotica]

Damn! A female friend said to me, why the fuck would you stand up when you shit, when you wipe while sitting after a pee.


At least you're consistent

That's a nice way to flirt.
Am I the only one female friend of you who knows that you're gay?

 

[EricT]

if you google Royal Carnage, this thread is the second object to come up. Good going.

 

[skeptik]

It doesn't even come up on the first page for me. The picture page is the second entry.

 

[EricT]

 

[skeptik]

Second entry:

The (Un)official Royal Carnage forum picture page - Page 349 ...
Royal Carnage: You'll never wipe your arse the same again. Doomcifer is offline ..... Royal Carnage: Need to wipe away some stink? Sit down and think. ...
www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/royal-c...ial-royal-carnage-forum-picture-page-349.html - 299k - Cached - Similar pages
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[Tide In Mind Out]

Second entry:

The (Un)official Royal Carnage forum picture page - Page 349 ...
Royal Carnage: You'll never wipe your arse the same again. Doomcifer is offline ..... Royal Carnage: Need to wipe away some stink? Sit down and think. ...
www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/royal-carnage/166455-un-official-royal-carnage-forum-picture-page-349.html - 299k - Cached - Similar pages
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Same for me.

 

[Chromatose]

Eric must be using some sort of screwy Mormon google.

 

[EricT]

might have something to do with the Firefox google plugin...

And it is!