Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

[Krilons Resa]

'preciate it.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Jerry's coworker has got it down to a science.

 

[Reign in Acai]

LMFAO!!!

 

[lurch70]

well lurch, it goes something like this:

you stand up,
and then you apply the teepee to your ass and wipe it

hahah ... i still need evidence.

heck you're 6' + like me ... can you imagine standing up and wiping? or are you doing that already

i need a visual of the "degree" of standing

 

[Claws of Perdition]

I can see how this standing business could catch on, but it just doesnt feel right.

 

[Demilich]

hahah ... i still need evidence.

heck you're 6' + like me ... can you imagine standing up and wiping? or are you doing that already

like i said previously, i swing both ways in this respect

though it moreso amounts to going through phases


i also piss sitting down out of sheer laziness 98.3336% of the time

 

[Krilons Resa]

i also piss sitting down out of sheer laziness 98.3336% of the time

Thats even more work!!!!!!

Also, is that some kind of My Dying Bride way of pissing?

 

[Demilich]

No see 'cause you don't have to support your body with your legs while you're sitting on the throne.

 

[Guthrum]

I couldn't find said picture, so these will just have to do for now:

 

[EricT]

I couldn't find said picture, so these will just have to do for now:

Well, I suppose if you're going to go that far you might as well not stop and just go full force ahead to:

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Guthrum]

SHITTING DICK NIPPLES!!

I completely forgot about that. Damnit.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I tried standing up with much more success than jerry. But no more or less than the regular sitting.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

i nearly toppled over when tryin' this shat

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

You need to try some balance exercises, or take a vegan thai-chi yoga class with susperia.

 

[Krilons Resa]

yeah, before wiping, it's important to center your chi.

 

[Evil?]

Tried standing. What a shitty technique. It felt so...wrong.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

sitting is a whole lot easier and just as effective.

 

[Susperia]

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

scat light?