does anyone else have this problem

[goatschool]

that reminds me. my roommates are addicted to CSI_las vegas. WTF?

they used to (and still do) censor the shit out of friday the 13th and stuff to avoid an NC-17 release, but people getting split at the seams and with frozen rat-gnawed toes is okay for reg tv?!?!?!!?!!!

 

[Baliset]

nick: yes

 

[azal]

I saw an episode of CSI: Miami last weekend.

it was pretty good.

 

[minxnim]

no

 

[goatschool]

wait, what are the

 

[minxnim]

i like csi las vegas

 

[mindspell]

Furnace. Which is always a problem because, like Alex, every girlfriend I ever had cold feet/hands/whatever and would always cuddle to the point of where I would wake up in the middle of the night uncomfortable and sweaty as a hell with them in total joy of having to sleep with something hot for once... I hate it. The hug and roll works sometimes but not always.

 

[xfer]

hm, even with my chilly girlfriends complaining on ski trips and what not, i always seem to have to chase them around the bed, octopus-like, all night because i make THEM "too hot".

 

[mindspell]

I always had girls that were like a dog to a fireplace: as close as possible, as hot as possible.

 

[minxnim]

this thread is getting creepy!

 

[xfer]

the creepy canadian started it!

 

[minxnim]

actually the octopus arm reference is freakiest

 

[mindspell]

I did not, you started the cold extremities girlfriend thing. I never chased anybody in a bed, they just came naturally to me, unlike you.

Alex is such a frustrated rape artist...

 

[xfer]

oh, come on, that's not creepy.

 

[goatschool]

goddamnit!

again, i leave for two seconds and you jokers have your goddamn hormones slobbering all over the fucking place.

this is absolute bullshit. go hump your friggin desk legs, you fucking lowlifesminxexcepted

sonofabitch. i am THIS close to deleting every reference to this board from my browsers

 

[goatschool]

seriously boys, if say john waynre or eli wallach got a hold of these threads and then you, he'd take you out back, throw you into the side of the barn, box your kidneys, punch your ribs, and when you drop to your knees kick your face out. and then he'd tell you "don't be a disgrace to the race, son"