Yesterday evening I almost found myself in a street brawl with two grown men, mind you I'm 17. I did have 6 of my friends near by, but they were two serious lookin dudes wit cock rocket motorcycles. Either way it was started over a newport. The apprehension when something like this:
Two motorcycles pull up in front of Dunkin Donuts where I'm standing in front of smoking a Newp. One of the bikers, who was wearing some weird bike racing attire, precedes to walk over towards me. He is like about 3-4 inches smaller and only a slight bit bulkier than me.
Biker: He anybody got a menthol cigerrette (I was astonished somebody would ask in such a manner in the first place)
I than take at my pack of newports to check if I had enough to give this fiending man his cig. I find I only have three left so there was no way in hell this guy was getting one off me.
After he sees me take out the pack of newps.
Biker: Newports, perfect!
Me: That doesn't mean you're gonna fucking get one (I hate people who assume they're automaticly gonna get what they want)
Biker: Cmon man hook it up
Me: Hook it up? I only have three left
Biker: Cmon dude
Me: I don't fucking know you what says I should sacrifice the butt end of my pack for your ass?
Biker: To be a nice guy
Me: Who said I was I nice guy?
Biker: You smartass fucking punk! (He then gets in my face and I continue to smoke my cig blowing it away from his face of course)
Biker: How bout I punch you with these carbon fiber gloves (how nice, and what are your pants made out of?)
Me: How bout you backdafuckup (lalocaust)
The biker then backs a bit up spewing bullshit about the wrestling shirt I had one saying I was a spandex wearing faggot. And claiming that I was lucky he was on probation, which I am too, but I didn't need to prove anything to this prick. Then he's like you've never been locked up and been beatin up by cops. And I said because I'm not stupid enough to get in that situation. He continued to spew shit till he left. His friend didn't say anything, but he was the one I was worrying about. He had the most serious face I have ever seen. I know this guy flew off the handle a little. However I had instigated him. Should I have simply been polite about it?
Two motorcycles pull up in front of Dunkin Donuts where I'm standing in front of smoking a Newp. One of the bikers, who was wearing some weird bike racing attire, precedes to walk over towards me. He is like about 3-4 inches smaller and only a slight bit bulkier than me.
Biker: He anybody got a menthol cigerrette (I was astonished somebody would ask in such a manner in the first place)
I than take at my pack of newports to check if I had enough to give this fiending man his cig. I find I only have three left so there was no way in hell this guy was getting one off me.
After he sees me take out the pack of newps.
Biker: Newports, perfect!
Me: That doesn't mean you're gonna fucking get one (I hate people who assume they're automaticly gonna get what they want)
Biker: Cmon man hook it up
Me: Hook it up? I only have three left
Biker: Cmon dude
Me: I don't fucking know you what says I should sacrifice the butt end of my pack for your ass?
Biker: To be a nice guy
Me: Who said I was I nice guy?
Biker: You smartass fucking punk! (He then gets in my face and I continue to smoke my cig blowing it away from his face of course)
Biker: How bout I punch you with these carbon fiber gloves (how nice, and what are your pants made out of?)
Me: How bout you backdafuckup (lalocaust)
The biker then backs a bit up spewing bullshit about the wrestling shirt I had one saying I was a spandex wearing faggot. And claiming that I was lucky he was on probation, which I am too, but I didn't need to prove anything to this prick. Then he's like you've never been locked up and been beatin up by cops. And I said because I'm not stupid enough to get in that situation. He continued to spew shit till he left. His friend didn't say anything, but he was the one I was worrying about. He had the most serious face I have ever seen. I know this guy flew off the handle a little. However I had instigated him. Should I have simply been polite about it?
People have used it as an excuse to denounce much of what I say, but more because I'm just a total douche (which should be expected out of a Junior in High School). I mean considering I have an easy time making friends and have a good amount of them (in real life at least) then there's nothing wrong with seeming older than I am.
