Dorian can't pull his pud for a week ... the thread

[NAD]

Hey Dorian I have a medical question, I'm on a prescription pharmaceutical and I appear to be having a rare but serious side effect.

Anywho, I'll be over here jerkin' off until you log in again.

 

[NAD]

Update: I have the shingles, which is oodles of fun, and the doc gave me some pretty potent antiviral pills. I took several the first day and got a little loopy, "teehee, this sucks, oh well, heee..." but thought nothing of it.

The second day I took several more as per instructed, and that's when things got weird. I started to feel disconnected from reality, my brain began vibrating like a drone was in there trying to escape, my IQ dropped by at least half, and I could only see into the future. The present was gone, but I knew what was going to happen 2 minutes before it did. I became the Stupid Nostradamus.

Apparently, that's very bad.

Called the doc, and he said if it got worse in an hour, go to the emergency room. Things eventually improved, but it was a pretty shitty night.

Hope that Peak Dorian is still ongoing, climaxing even, as it were.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Fuck bro I hope you feel better. My old co-worker Ling Ling had that shit and she saidbit was pure hell. Had intermittent break outs on her itty bitties.

There's no cure, youre stuck with those bouts of histaminal hell as youre stuck with this lovely lot. I guess you can use it as a get out jail free card with the misses. Just feign a break out whenever a lovers quarrel arises. You using calamine for the jerk sessions? May as well make it a twofer.

 

[NAD]

Thanks man. I think I've gotten lucky with a relatively tame bout, the only awful pain was one night a week ago and I wanted to weep myself into oblivion. Absolutely horrid.

You using calamine for the jerk sessions? May as well make it a twofer.

LIFE(W)HACK

 

[Ellestin]

Get well sir

 

[J.]

isnt it caused by the chickenpox bacteria? never got the pox of chicken

my dad had shingles. said it was gruesome awful.

feel better bro

 

[Krilons Resa]

I became the Stupid Nostradamus.

On a serious note, wtf man....hope you're feeling better. Shingles are no joke. Been stressin' much?

 

[NAD]

Thanks, duders.

This was 100% brought on by life stress. April through November last year took a toll on me, my hair is almost entirely gray now. I finally mellowed out a bit, both Moms got their rona vaccine, and then took my first vacation in 4 years.

I was Feelin' Fine for about a month there, huzzah! So that's when them shingles hit.

 

[dorian gray]

I missed all this!

 

[NAD]

Yeah man I've had vertigo for about 2 months now. I tried to stop drinking but that made it worse. Now that I'm drinking every night I feel a lot better!

Help me Obi-Jon Graynobi, you're my only hope.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Think I've gotz shingles too. Tried not drinking for a few days but it itches a lot less while drunk. Weeeee

 

[dorian gray]

Haha! You guys are fucked!

 

[dorian gray]

Ok seriously, did you have acyclovir or something? That stuff causes dizziness and even hallucinations. Should’ve resolved when you stopped taking it though.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Haha! You guys are fucked!

 

[NAD]

Haha! You guys are fucked!

x1.21 gigawatts

Cara, keep on drinking, it's the only thing that kept me sane. "I hate painpills, but I love whisky." <-- I just quoted myself, wtf?!

Ok seriously, did you have acyclovir or something? That stuff causes dizziness and even hallucinations. Should’ve resolved when you stopped taking it though.

That was the one! Shit fucked me up! The hallucinations stopped (I ate an endless bowl of lentils right before turning into Stupid Nostradamus), but I'm still trying to ditch the dizzy vertigo bullshit... which finally seems to be tapering off.

Or maybe that is part of the shingles but lol idk, as the saying goes.

Or maybe this is just life now, lol idk, indeed.

 

[MFJ]

FYI NAD- I had vertigo for about 40 days after my first dose of the vaccine. I've never had any issues with that sort of thing, and my doctor(s) were almost 100% confident that it was related. Its about 90% better now, improving every week. You'll sort yourself out, feel better!

 

[NAD]

Thanks man. And yeah maybe it is the 5G implant chip(s) for me as well, that's when all this crap started. I've never dealt with vertigo either so it's a foreign concept to me.

 

[MFJ]

Thanks man. And yeah maybe it is the 5G implant chip(s) for me as well, that's when all this crap started. I've never dealt with vertigo either so it's a foreign concept to me.

Apparently it has been a pretty common side effect. Same here though, it was a completely new sensation for me. For a while I was thinking "well here we go, I'm in the small percentage of people who is going to be permanently fuck up from this", but it started to fade incrementally after a while. I remember moving a 60lb printer from one side of the office to another and having to dive for my chair before I fell over. Pretty crazy shit.

 

[NAD]

I've decided that the two vaccine doses have the following possible origins:

Dose 1: Trump
Dose 2: Biden

Dose 1: Israel
Dose 2: Palestine

Dose 1: Bill
Dose 2: Melinda

Dose 1: Megadeth
Dose 2: Metallica

Dose 1: 5G
Dose 2: 14.4k

Dose 1: Dr. Pepper
Dose 2: Mr. Pibb